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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2970 on: August 10, 2007, 03:51:30 am »
New one!  :)

In the kitchen she made accusations
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2971 on: August 10, 2007, 04:59:24 am »
In the kitchen she made accusations
causing emotional tribulations
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2972 on: August 10, 2007, 06:53:34 am »

In the kitchen she made accusations
causing emotional tribulations
Ennis left in a huff
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2973 on: August 10, 2007, 07:19:20 am »
In the kitchen she made accusations
causing emotional tribulations
Ennis left in a huff
picking fights off the cuff
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2974 on: August 10, 2007, 08:00:04 am »
In the kitchen she made accusations
Causing emotional tribulations
Ennis left in a huff
picking fights off the cuff
All the people felt his bad vibrations.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2975 on: August 10, 2007, 09:24:47 am »

There once was a barmaid named Cassie
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2976 on: August 10, 2007, 09:41:13 am »
There once was a barmaid named Cassie
Whose behaviour wasn’t quite classy
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2977 on: August 10, 2007, 10:04:38 am »

There once was a barmaid named Cassie
Whose behaviour wasn’t quite classy.
Ennis gave her a foot rub

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2978 on: August 10, 2007, 10:09:39 am »
There once was a barmaid named Cassie
Whose behaviour wasn’t quite classy.
Ennis gave her a foot rub,
Thinking: "where might this end up?"
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2979 on: August 10, 2007, 11:25:49 am »

There once was a barmaid named Cassie
Whose behaviour wasn’t quite classy.
Ennis gave her a foot rub,
Thinking: "where might this end up?"
she thought "I hope he does touch my assy!"   :laugh:
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
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