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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #1950 on: January 06, 2008, 02:42:23 am »
A young couple, new to the village, decided to invite the elderly, local minister for a meal. After welcoming him in, they went to the kitchen to make the finishing touches to the food, leaving the minister to talk to their four-year-old son, Colin.

Struggling to find something to say to the lad, the minister asked if he knew what they were going to be eating.

Colin nodded and announced with conviction "Goat."

The minister was surprised at this and said "Are you sure about that?"

Colin nodded, even more vigorously. "Yes," he said.
"I heard Dad say to Mum that this was as good a day as any to have the old goat for dinner."
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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #1951 on: January 06, 2008, 06:16:32 am »
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Six VERY hearty laughs, dearest Dottie  :)  . Thank you !!!!!    ;D

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #1952 on: January 06, 2008, 07:33:01 am »

Baaaaaaad dog!!!

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #1953 on: January 06, 2008, 07:34:07 am »

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #1954 on: January 06, 2008, 12:51:02 pm »
Life is not a dress rehearsal

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #1955 on: January 06, 2008, 06:44:32 pm »
A Lady’s Diary
All packed for the cruise ship - all my sexiest dresses and make-up. Really excited.DEAR DIARY .
 
 DAY TWO
Entire day at sea, beautiful... and saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today - seems a very nice man.
 
DEAR DIARY . DAY THREE
At the pool today. Also some shuffle boarding and hit golf balls off the deck.  Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive
 
DEAR DIARY . DAY FOUR
Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.
 
DEAR DIARY . DAY FIVE
Pool again today, got sunburnt, went inside to drink at piano bar for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. Really is charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again, I declined. He told me if I didn't let him have his way with me he would sink the ship. I was shocked.
 
DEAR  DIARY . DAY SIX
Today I saved 1600 lives. Twice
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It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfection

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #1956 on: January 06, 2008, 09:42:37 pm »
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Lady's Diary  
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Bob ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old.  In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and he found himself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.

They drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if he'd ever
had a Sportsman's Double.  "What's that?" Bob asked.

"It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said.

"No."

They drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was "his lucky night".
He went back to her place.  They walked in and she put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: "Mom, you still awake"?
"Gettin' tired of your dumbass missin'!"

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #1957 on: January 07, 2008, 07:40:26 am »


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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #1958 on: January 07, 2008, 07:43:01 am »
Baaaaaaaad sculptor!!!!!!   :o

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #1959 on: January 08, 2008, 12:00:13 am »
Life is not a dress rehearsal