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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #2200 on: February 17, 2008, 02:12:00 am »
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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #2201 on: February 17, 2008, 07:52:11 am »

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #2202 on: February 18, 2008, 01:07:37 am »
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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #2203 on: February 18, 2008, 06:15:16 am »

Kerry, I know its a buggar when you have to explain a joke to someone....but I've looked at this one intently, and I still cant work out what the guy is doing to his wife to turn her on...........please explain   ??? ???
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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #2204 on: February 18, 2008, 09:24:13 am »
Kerry, I know its a buggar when you have to explain a joke to someone....but I've looked at this one intently, and I still cant work out what the guy is doing to his wife to turn her on...........please explain   ??? ???

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #2205 on: February 18, 2008, 09:25:56 am »

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #2206 on: February 18, 2008, 09:27:22 am »

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #2207 on: February 18, 2008, 01:26:58 pm »
Kerry, I know its a buggar when you have to explain a joke to someone....but I've looked at this one intently, and I still cant work out what the guy is doing to his wife to turn her on...........please explain   ??? ???

darlings ... look a little closer...she has a on/off switch.. like a light switch in the middle of her back... He is about to flip the switch and "turn her on" ... it's a visual play on words.

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #2208 on: February 18, 2008, 04:50:01 pm »
Well thank you Dot.....oh yes, I see the switch now......har har..... ::) ::)

(Did you see the on/off switch Kerry??) 

And, thinking back, to what I asked you, and then your response.....now that is funny.....I thought about it after I asked you, and wondered if you would think I wanted a biological answer......no I didn't sweetie......I just wanted to know what it was on her back.

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #2209 on: February 19, 2008, 04:48:08 am »
There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric Association about women and how they feel about their asses.

The results are pretty interesting:

1. 5% of women surveyed feel their ass is too big.

2. 10% of women surveyed feel their ass is too small.

AND

3. The remaining 85% say they don't care; they love him; he's a
good man and they would have married him anyway.

 ::)

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