Kerry's Komedy Klub

[dot-matrix]

While attending a marriage seminar on communication, David
and his wife listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential
that husbands and wives know the things that are important to
each other.

He addressed the men, "Can you describe you wife's favourite
flower ?

David leaned over and touched his wife's arm gently and
whispered, "Pillsbury self- raising, isn't it ?"

[Kerry]

[dot-matrix]

[Katie77]

Kerry, I know its a buggar when you have to explain a joke to someone....but I've looked at this one intently, and I still cant work out what the guy is doing to his wife to turn her on...........please explain   

[Kerry]

Kerry, I know its a buggar when you have to explain a joke to someone....but I've looked at this one intently, and I still cant work out what the guy is doing to his wife to turn her on...........please explain   

I regret my inability to answer your question, Sue. It would be easier for me to explain nuclear fission or define infinity.  I have absolutely no experience in that field.   

[Kerry]

[Kerry]

[dot-matrix]

Kerry, I know its a buggar when you have to explain a joke to someone....but I've looked at this one intently, and I still cant work out what the guy is doing to his wife to turn her on...........please explain   

darlings ... look a little closer...she has a on/off switch.. like a light switch in the middle of her back... He is about to flip the switch and "turn her on" ... it's a visual play on words.

[Katie77]

Well thank you Dot.....oh yes, I see the switch now......har har.....

(Did you see the on/off switch Kerry??) 

And, thinking back, to what I asked you, and then your response.....now that is funny.....I thought about it after I asked you, and wondered if you would think I wanted a biological answer......no I didn't sweetie......I just wanted to know what it was on her back.

[dot-matrix]

There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric Association about women and how they feel about their asses.

The results are pretty interesting:

1. 5% of women surveyed feel their ass is too big.

2. 10% of women surveyed feel their ass is too small.

AND

3. The remaining 85% say they don't care; they love him; he's a
good man and they would have married him anyway.