Miracle Cure ~~ The magic effects of white wine.
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered Yes to any of those questions, ask your
doctor or pharmacist about White Wine.
White Wine is the safe natural way to feel better and more
confident about yourself and your actions. White Wine
can ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world
that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of White Wine almost immediately
and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any
obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you
will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding
and start living with White Wine.
However, White Wine may not be right for everyone. Women
who are pregnant or nursing should not use White Wine.
However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming
pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration,
erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of
money, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dry mouth,
dehydration, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all night rounds
of Strip Poker, Truth or Dare, and Naked Twister.
WARNING.
The consumption of White Wine may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
The consumption of White Wine is a major factor in dancing
like an idiot.
The consumption of White Wine may cause you to tell your
friends over and over again, that you love them.
The consumption of White Wine may cause you to think you
can sing.
The consumption of White Wine may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to ring them at 4 in the morning.
The consumption of White Wine may make you think you can
logically converse with members of the opposite sex without
spitting.
The consumption of White Wine may create the illusion that you
are tougher, smarter, faster and better than most people.
The consumption of White Wine may lead you to think people
are laughing WITH you.
The consumption of White Wine may be a major factor in
getting your ass kicked.
NOW JUST IMAGINE WHAT YOU COULD ACHIEVE WITH
RED WINE.