Kerry's Komedy Klub

[Kerry]

[Artiste]

Is that why I never let any dog kiss me?

Funny!

And yes, many persons have 2 asses!! Or should I say are?

[Kerry]

[Katie77]

Judge  to prostitute: 'So, when did you realize you were  raped?'

Prostitute, wiping away tears: 'When the check  bounced.'

 

[optom3]

Judge  to prostitute: 'So, when did you realize you were  raped?'

Prostitute, wiping away tears: 'When the check  bounced.'

 

Very funny.!!

[Artiste]

Is that why they never accept cheques now-a-days?

[Katie77]

A cruise on the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there are only 3   Survivors, Bob, Tom and Debbie.

They manage to swim to a small island and they live there for a couple of years doing what's natural for men and women to do.

After several years of casual sex, all the time, Debbie felt absolutely horrible about what she was doing.

She felt having sex with both Bob and Tom was so immoral and bad that she killed herself.



It was tragic, but Bob and Tom managed to get through it. After a while, Bob and Tom's resistance to nature's urgings waned, and the inevitable happened. 


Well, a couple more years went by and Bob and Tom began to feel absolutely horrible about what they were doing.......




So they buried Debbie.

 

[Kerry]

[optom3]

A cruise on the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there are only 3   Survivors, Bob, Tom and Debbie.

They manage to swim to a small island and they live there for a couple of years doing what's natural for men and women to do.

After several years of casual sex, all the time, Debbie felt absolutely horrible about what she was doing.

She felt having sex with both Bob and Tom was so immoral and bad that she killed herself.



It was tragic, but Bob and Tom managed to get through it. After a while, Bob and Tom's resistance to nature's urgings waned, and the inevitable happened. 


Well, a couple more years went by and Bob and Tom began to feel absolutely horrible about what they were doing.......




So they buried Debbie.

 

You have cheered up a miserable woman, who is watching the rain lashing down, and wondering yet again, if I will have to brave the elements and drain some water out of the pool.
It is something I prefer not to do with the thunder and lightning bouncing around.
Water, metal handle, lightning, spot what is wrong with that equation.Yet if It rains much more, the water will be lapping round my feet again !!!!

[Katie77]

Glad you enjoy all the funnies on here Fiona.....a bit of a giggle can brighten up the day. Heres a little one I got today.


WARNING.........................


 





Be sure you lock your doors and windows at home!  A New York man was
found dead in his home over the weekend. Detectives at the scene found the man
face down in his bathtub. The tub had been filled with milk, sugar, and cornflakes.

A banana was sticking out of his butt.

Police suspect a cereal killer   !!!!!!