Kerry's Komedy Klub

[Kerry]

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[Kerry]

[Kerry]

 Quotable Puns:

    * To err is human, to moo bovine.

    * If life gives you llamas, make llamanade.

    * A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

    * A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.

    * My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time.

    * Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

    * Did Noah keep his bees in archives?

    * I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way.

    * A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

    * Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

    * Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?

    * Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

    * A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.

    * She criticized my apartment, so I knocked her flat.

    * Without geometry, life is pointless.

    * When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.

    * Banning the bra was a big flop.

    * Sea captains don't like crew cuts.

    * Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

[underdown]

 

Thank you.
 

[Penthesilea]

    * Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

Someone should tell Ennis .

        * Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

 

      * Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

No, but I start to drool

[Kerry]

  My favourite is A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.   

[Kerry]

[Katie77]

*My neighbor discovered her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the
veterinarian.*



*He found that the problem was hair in its ears so he cleaned both ears
and the dog could hear fine. *


*The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this

from re-occurring she should go to the drug store and get some "Nair"
hair remover and rub it in its ears once a month.*


*The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover. *


*At the register the druggist tells her: "If you're going to use this
under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days."*



*The lady says "I'm not using it under my arms." *


*The druggist says: "If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a
couple of days." *


*The lady says "I'm not using it on my legs either; if you must know,
I'm using it on my schnauzer."*


*The druggist says: "Stay off your bicycle for a week."*

[Kerry]

[Kerry]

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