Wow, Clarissa. I'm totally with you in dubbing this Superficial. With a capital S. But thanks for posting it!
If people in Brooklyn manage to build so much shallow ego around the relative fame and cool of their street and neighbourhood, and their anxiety levels spike to high heaven once one little thing changes that makes other shallow people think their place of living not-so-cool-anymore.... All I can say is, they're incredibly, unbelievably fortunate to have nothing else to worry about in their lives. But I bet it's the article writer who is this shallow, rather than most Brooklyn residents. At least I hope so.
The article, such as it is, also puts the lie to the frequently-before expressed view that in Brooklyn Heath and Michelle could live in peace and go relatively unnoticed about their day. Here it seems everyone's been on the highest alert to spot them and to brag about it afterwards.
Somehow I find that hard to believe.