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Offline SuperDistortion

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6540 on: February 09, 2011, 02:28:55 pm »
One day Ennis shot Jack an elk,
it sure tasted better than whelk
steamed, dried or boiled
Reward when they toiled
Apparently using leftovers to yelq.
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6541 on: February 09, 2011, 02:33:45 pm »
One day Ennis shot Jack an elk,
it sure tasted better than whelk
steamed, dried or boiled
Reward when they toiled
Ennis cocked his gun, said, "what the helk".

 ETA:  whoops, didn't see your reply.  "yelq"?? LOL
Let's face it:  "elk" is pretty tough to rhyme.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6542 on: February 09, 2011, 02:42:10 pm »
Here's a better (?worse) one:

One day Ennis shot Jack an elk,
it sure tasted better than whelk
steamed, dried or boiled
Reward when they toiled
After dinner they danced to Lawrence Welk. 

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6543 on: February 09, 2011, 02:45:13 pm »
I'd say 'worse' LOL
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6544 on: February 09, 2011, 02:46:21 pm »
Quote from: Sason on February 09, 2011, 02:45:13 pm
I'd say 'worse' LOL

yeah, well, "camera" was a tough rhyme too!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6545 on: February 09, 2011, 02:46:48 pm »
Ennis and Cassie slow-danced to "Melissa",
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6546 on: February 09, 2011, 03:53:18 pm »
Actually yelq is a verb - look it up.
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6547 on: February 09, 2011, 04:00:24 pm »
Ennis and Cassie slow-danced to "Melissa",
Try as she might he was not gonna kiss-a...
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6548 on: February 09, 2011, 04:09:59 pm »
Quote from: southendmd on February 09, 2011, 02:42:10 pm
Here's a better (?worse) one:

One day Ennis shot Jack an elk,
it sure tasted better than whelk
steamed, dried or boiled
Reward when they toiled
After dinner they danced to Lawrence Welk.  




LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  LOL  Anna One, Anna Two, Let's have the champagne bubbles-zah
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6549 on: February 09, 2011, 05:00:49 pm »
Quote from: SuperBunkie on February 09, 2011, 03:53:18 pm
Actually yelq is a verb - look it up.

I did - in three different online dictionaries.

Couldn't find it in any of them.

What does it mean?
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