Author Topic: THE PERFORMANCE THREAD aside ((action)) %%thought%% (Read 1928935 times)

coffeecat33 · « **Reply #3840 on:** January 18, 2007, 01:53:30 pm »

Ennis

(( Thinking on what Jack is doing right now, this very minute. ))

Mikaela · « **Reply #3841 on:** January 21, 2007, 06:08:10 am »

MONROE:

((Out strolling along the road in the hope of easing some quite annoying digestive trouble.))

** Well, now I've got both literal and figurative heartburn. Way, to go, Monroe!

Note to self: Not even far too much ice cream cools a truly burning heart. I should have gotten drunk instead. Should a followed time-honoured tradition.**

(( Suppresses another burp ))

**I'll never look at an ice cream cone in my life, not even from a safe distance! **

(( Steps out to the side of the road as a blue and white car drives up and stops next to him ))

Who? You're looking for Ennis Del Mar? Sure I know who he is, but I can't tell you where he's moved to. He and his wife split up recently, I'm not sorry to say.

(( Conceals small sob and another burp while listening to follow-up question ))

Inquiring at the local supermarket would be a good idea, sure enough. Mr. Del Mar's ex-wife, Alma; - she works there. She's bound to know where he lives now. You a friend of theirs or something? I'm sure she'd be delighted to......

(( Sighs ))

Well actually, just now I'm not really sure about anything when it comes to ALMA.

coffeecat33 · « **Reply #3842 on:** January 21, 2007, 06:06:21 pm »

Ennis

You girls okay in there, Jenny, Junior?

Mikaela · « **Reply #3843 on:** January 21, 2007, 06:40:28 pm »

MONROE:

(( Stares after blue&white car ))

** Strange... I could have sworn I know that guy. Or at least, that I've heard his voice before..... talking to me about matters of the heart. **

(( Turns and walks slowly back home ))

%% That guy was grinning so happily, as if he was about to have his every wish come true. I hope it does, - my mood improved just from seeing that bright smile and the joy in those big blue eyes! %%

(( Pensive ))

** Wonder what he wanted with Alma's ex-hubby, though.... **

Meryl · « **Reply #3844 on:** January 22, 2007, 02:30:28 am »

((The HIGH PRIESTESS tries to recuperate after a marathon day of research))

** Egad, I'm exhausted. I think offering 5 pesos a head for research subjects was a mistake. Every he-ho in the Estado must have passed through here today! **

((Meryl leafs through her voluminous notes))

** The twins were kinda cute...

More Carmen wannabees than you could shake a banana at...

This guy had his own kink going....

Then things got a bit better....

Then much better...

But THIS one finally taught me all I will ever need to know about how to say "Señor"!

All in all, a very worthwhile trip! **

coffeecat33 · « **Reply #3845 on:** January 22, 2007, 11:45:11 am »

Carmen Wannabe

Yoo-hoo! Am I too late to audition for Mexican Male Prostitute?
((clears throat)) See see SEN-iorr !

coffeecat33 · « **Reply #3846 on:** January 22, 2007, 11:49:41 am »

Carmen Miranda

There is only ONE TRUE Carmen Miranda!!

%% Actually I am from Brazil, not Mexico, but what do those movie PR guys know anyway? %%

Daniel · « **Reply #3847 on:** January 22, 2007, 06:35:08 pm »

Quote from: Mikaela on January 21, 2007, 06:40:28 pm

MONROE:

(( Stares after blue&white car ))

** Strange... I could have sworn I know that guy. Or at least, that I've heard his voice before..... talking to me about matters of the heart. **

(( Turns and walks slowly back home ))

%% That guy was grinning so happily, as if he was about to have his every wish come true. I hope it does, - my mood improved just from seeing that bright smile and the joy in those big blue eyes! %%

(( Pensive ))

** Wonder what he wanted with Alma's ex-hubby, though.... **

JACK

((Jack starts to drive away but swings back around and throws open the passenger door.))

**Get in, and be quick about it. We're goin' off script.**

Mikaela · « **Reply #3848 on:** January 22, 2007, 06:49:34 pm »

MONROE:

(( Too stunned to protest, gets into the car ))

OK. Sure enough. Happy to make your aquaintance, Mr..... But where are we going? Of course you've got no way of knowing, but let me tell you I don't think Mr. Del Mar would be at all thrilled to see me. In fact........ he might well punch my lights out.

** Eeeep!**

Daniel · « **Reply #3849 on:** January 22, 2007, 06:55:42 pm »

JACK

((Jack looks over at the grocer. Extends his hand to shake the grocer's))

**Jack Twist.... Why? What'd you do to him? Truth be told, if anyone's gettin' punched on this trip, its gonna be me. Now, wheres Alma at? We'll get her next. We gotta hurry though, cause we're behind schedule.**

((Feeling adventurous and anachronistic, Jack turns on the radio again and finds a radio channel playing the theme from Mission Impossible. He accelerates dangerously as he speeds through the streets of Riverton.))

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