Here is their terse translation of John 11:35:
35 Jebus crieded. Not jus litle teers, no. he crieded big teers. Cuz Lolrus was ded an stufs an everywun luved him, even Jebus. Jebus trieded to wipe teers awai wit his pawz but teh teers kept comin an comin and everywun saweded that as dey were emo too. Everywun was emo. Yeh. Srsly. U has an emo too! It's okai, cryin is okay. Everywun can criez. Jebus wepted.