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Topic: The "ABCs of BBM": Round 965! (Rules in first post) (Read 5607618 times)
Toast
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"B" is bordering
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Reply #13270 on:
May 28, 2007, 06:58:43 am »
While living in a state
bordering
on Mexico, it's easy to find out what Mexico's peso-driven economy has for boys of a certain persuasion.
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"C" is chilled
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May 28, 2007, 08:21:10 am »
Texans tend to get
chilled
to the bone in any state north of Dixie and want to travel to warm climates such as Mexico.
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Meryl
Mighty fine round announcement.
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There's no reins on this one....
"D" is deafness
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May 28, 2007, 02:09:55 pm »
Texas husbands are known for not listening to their wives, even in the face of impending
deafness
on the morrow.
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"E" is enunciates
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Reply #13273 on:
May 28, 2007, 03:38:52 pm »
After living in the lone star state for a while, one
enunciates
like the Texans do. In the case of book Jack Twist:
A little Texas accent flavored his sentences, "cow" twisted into "kyow" and "wife" coming out as "waf." [Proulx]
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"F" is flatter
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May 28, 2007, 04:44:55 pm »
Texans often find it necessary to
flatter
the wives of prospective fishing/hunting buddies by asking them to dance, even in the face of impending deafness.
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There's no reins on this one....
"G" is garb
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May 28, 2007, 05:16:52 pm »
Regardless of whether a Texan manages to locate his blue parka for a trip up north, his
garb
must necessarily include a cowboy hat and boots.
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"H" is hell-bent
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Reply #13276 on:
May 28, 2007, 06:22:07 pm »
Texans especially eager to reach their destination -- say, a reunion with a lover one hasn't seen in four years -- are often
hell-bent
drivers.
def. = moving at full speed
=compliment=
Sandy, Meryl, and Toast
Great job, you three!
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"I" is imbibes
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Reply #13277 on:
May 28, 2007, 08:31:00 pm »
It seems that a true Texan
imbibes
whiskey when he invites a buddy fishing, with a promise of a small boat and a crappie house.
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"J" is juiciest
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May 28, 2007, 08:55:26 pm »
For the best and
juiciest
turkey, a Texas wife will cook it for 3 hours - no more, no less.
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Fran
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"L" is limberly
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May 28, 2007, 09:23:42 pm »
Texas rodeo queens with midnight curfews are quite adept at
limberly
getting themselves and their dates into the backseat in record time.
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