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Author Topic: The "ABCs of BBM": Round 965! (Rules in first post)  (Read 7834529 times)

Offline Toast

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Round 506
« Reply #13360 on: June 03, 2007, 12:23:07 pm »
Round 506

Some things
you have to fix!!


Even if they are in Texas!
« Last Edit: June 03, 2007, 12:48:50 pm by Toast »
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"A" is ability
« Reply #13361 on: June 03, 2007, 05:53:46 pm »
Jack told the stud duck that if he didn't sit down, that he had the ability to make his uneducated ass do some time travelling.
« Last Edit: June 03, 2007, 08:26:52 pm by Memento »
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"B" is benefited
« Reply #13362 on: June 03, 2007, 07:25:19 pm »
Jack benefited from the tactic of surprising your opponent with unexpected threats and promises.   Jack was closer to the carving utensils at the time of the verbal barrage.
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"C" is composure
« Reply #13363 on: June 03, 2007, 08:00:06 pm »
               L.D. NEWSOME
     (picks up the carving tools)
Hell, we don't eat with our eyes.
     (looks at Lureen)
You want your son to grow up to be a man,
don't you, daughter?
     (direct look at Jack)
Boys should watch football.

               JACK
     (stands up -- barely maintains
     his composure)
Not until he finishes the meal his mama
spent three hours fixin'.    [screenplay]


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"D" is drastic
« Reply #13364 on: June 03, 2007, 08:05:09 pm »
Jack told the stud duck that if he didn't sit down, his benighted Texan posterior would have a drastic change of time frame.
« Last Edit: June 03, 2007, 08:10:54 pm by Meryl »
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"E" is entering
« Reply #13365 on: June 03, 2007, 08:31:20 pm »
Jack told the stud duck that if he didn't sit down, his uneducated ass would be entering a different time zone. 
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"F" is focusing
« Reply #13366 on: June 03, 2007, 08:40:51 pm »
Much to Lureen's dismay, Bobby was focusing on football instead of eating his dinner.
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"G" is gravy-ladling
« Reply #13367 on: June 03, 2007, 08:51:26 pm »
A gravy-ladling Jack has no idea what he's in for in the battle of the stud ducks. 
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"H" is hospitality
« Reply #13368 on: June 03, 2007, 09:41:37 pm »
While Jack knew that the laws of Texas hospitality dictated he should let the stud duck do the carving, he knew damn well they didn't include showing him up in front of his son.  The stud duck got demoted.
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"I" is incogitant
« Reply #13369 on: June 03, 2007, 09:57:15 pm »
L.D.'s first incogitant act that Thanksgiving was to take the carving tools right out of Jack's hands.

def. = thoughtless, inconsiderate
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