* "To my son Jimmy I leave my business and its inventory, and my stocks and bonds. To my daughter Erica I leave my house and bank accounts. And to my other daughter Bristol I leave all my handbags and underwear."
Which I would promptly sell on Ebay to perverts for big cash!
This conversation reminds me of a time one of my British friends came to NYC for a visit......I met him at his hotel room as he was getting ready to go out to dinner with me and some friends. This was the conversation that took place:
Him: So this outfit is ok?
Me: Yeah, it's fine.
Him (grabs sunglasses): Do you like these, Chucky?
Me: Yeah, they're nice.
Him: Prada......150.00 pounds.
Me: Do you like these? (puts on my sunglasses)
Him: Yes, very stylish.
Me: CVS. $9.99.
I REFUSE to pay more than $15.00 for sunglasses. I either lose them, or put them on the passenger seat of my car, and someone sits on them and breaks them.