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Offline serious crayons

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #100 on: May 30, 2006, 03:30:42 pm »
John Twist is always so grumpy.
In his childhood he'd been rather lumpy,
On his son, he took a piss,
Jack's ideas he liked to dis
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #101 on: May 30, 2006, 03:31:45 pm »
John Twist is always so grumpy.
In his childhood he'd been rather lumpy,
On his son, he took a piss,
Jack's ideas he liked to dis
Cause his love for a guy made him jumpy!

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« Last Edit: May 30, 2006, 06:07:16 pm by Pipedream »
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Offline Lumière

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #102 on: May 30, 2006, 03:33:49 pm »
Jack chose a skittish mare named Cigar Butt,
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Offline ThePirateBride

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #103 on: May 30, 2006, 04:29:02 pm »
Jack chose a skittish mare named Cigar Butt,
Who could always avoid a road rut
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #104 on: May 30, 2006, 04:47:56 pm »
Jack chose a skittish mare named Cigar Butt,
Who could always avoid a road rut
Not good enough to be a bucking bronco
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #105 on: May 30, 2006, 05:00:49 pm »
Jack chose a skittish mare named Cigar Butt,
Who could always avoid a road rut
Not good enough to be a bucking bronco
But the sight of Jack on her made Ennis swallow,
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Offline Mikaela

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #106 on: May 30, 2006, 05:17:30 pm »
Jack chose a skittish mare named Cigar Butt,
Who could always avoid a road rut
Not good enough to be a bucking bronco
But the sight of Jack on her made Ennis swallow,
how he envied that horse! Mare? No; - slut!
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #107 on: May 30, 2006, 05:19:09 pm »
Quote from: Mikaela on May 30, 2006, 05:17:30 pm
Jack chose a skittish mare named Cigar Butt,
Who could always avoid a road rut
Not good enough to be a bucking bronco
But the sight of Jack on her made Ennis swallow,
how he envied that horse! Mare? No; - slut!

Haha.. ;D Good one!
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #108 on: May 30, 2006, 05:20:55 pm »
Another round?... :)
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #109 on: May 30, 2006, 05:29:40 pm »
'Twas a cold summer night on the mountain
Next to the warm whiskey fountain,
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