Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[memento]

Jack sure fancied Jimbo the Clown,
and got very upset when he was turned down,

[ThePirateBride]

Jack sure fancied Jimbo the Clown,
and got very upset when he was turned down,
So Jack settled for Lureen

[memento]

Jack sure fancied Jimbo the Clown,
and got very upset when he was turned down,
So Jack settled for Lureen,
who was a Rodeo queen,

[Katie77]

Im on a bit of a roll...this is no.3......shit, im a poet and dont know et......

They said their goodbyes thru the tears
And left with their own hidden fears
Then a card came by post
Said "I miss you the most"
And they met after four fuckin years....

[Snowflakes]

Jack sure fancied Jimbo the Clown,
and got very upset when he was turned down,
So Jack settled for Lureen,
who was a Rodeo queen,
And they created a home uptown.

[Lumière]

Great speech there Nicky!!   



Ok..another: 

'I can't wait till August', Jack cried

[saucycobblers]

'I can't wait till August', Jack cried
'My nuts ache so much I near died',

[Pipedream]

'I can't wait till August', Jack cried
'My nuts ache so much I near died,
I need you every day

[David]

'I can't wait till August', Jack cried
'My nuts ache so much I near died',
I need you every day,
my life is in so much dismay

[ThePirateBride]

'I can't wait till August', Jack cried
'My nuts ache so much I near died',
I need you every day,
my life is in so much dismay
I want to be your bride!