Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Midnight24]

Aguirre gave Jack the evil eye
And it didn't take Jack too long to know why,
he saw the binoculars on the wall
And knew Joe had the gall
And knew there was no need to lie

[Snowflakes]

Nice!

Lureen and LaShawn went to the powder room

[JulietteMontague]

Lureen and LaShawn went to the powder room
To dust their noses one would assume

[ThePirateBride]

Lureen and LaShawn went to the powder room
To dust their noses one would assume
So Jack and Randall chatted

[David]

Lureen and LaShawn went to the powder room
To dust their noses one would assume
So Jack and Randall chatted,
and Randalls eyes they batted,
But Jack just sat in his gloom.

[Lumière]

Another: 


Alma cried, 'Don't try and fool me no more'

[saucycobblers]

Alma cried, 'Don't try and fool me no more'
'I'm lonesome and my backside is sore'

[Lumière]

Alma cried, 'Don't try and fool me no more'
'I'm lonesome and my backside is sore'
'Jack Twist? Puh! Jack Nasty!!'

[saucycobblers]

Alma cried, 'Don't try and fool me no more'
'I'm lonesome and my backside is sore'
'Jack Twist? Puh! Jack Nasty!!'
'I'd rather have a pasty!'

[Lumière]

Alma cried, 'Don't try and fool me no more'
'I'm lonesome and my backside is sore'
'Jack Twist? Puh! Jack Nasty!!'
'I'd rather have a pasty!'
'I'll stick with Monroe, even if he's a bore!'

 



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