Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Lumière]

If only the sheep could tell the tale
Our lads would be sacked without fail.

[JulietteMontague]

If only the sheep could tell the tale
Our lads would be sacked without fail.
Close in the dark of night

[ThePirateBride]

If only the sheep could tell the tale
Our lads would be sacked without fail.
Close in the dark of night
Holding each other tight

[David]

If only the sheep could tell the tale
Our lads would be sacked without fail.
Close in the dark of night
Holding each other tight
And to Jack, Ennis would impale

[ThePirateBride]

Love it!   

They grappled on the mountaintop

[Mikaela]

They grappled on the mountaintop
and Jack hoped Ennis wouldn't stop

[David]

They grappled on the mountaintop
and Jack hoped Ennis wouldn't stop
Ennis said it was a one shot thing,

[Jackie Sparrow]

They grappled on the mountaintop
and Jack hoped Ennis wouldn't stop
Ennis said it was a one shot thing,
And joy it will surely bring

[Lumière]

They grappled on the mountaintop
and Jack hoped Ennis wouldn't stop
Ennis said it was a one shot thing,
And joy it will surely bring
They were hot for each other, never a flop!

 


'You don't go up there to fish', Alma whined

[David]

'You don't go up there to fish', Alma whined
and at the Knife and Fork we've never dined!