Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Lumière]

'You don't go up there to fish', Alma whined
and at the Knife and Fork we've never dined!
You never took me on holiday!

[David]

'You don't go up there to fish', Alma whined
and at the Knife and Fork we've never dined!
You never took me on holiday!
all you left me is the bills to pay!

[Mikaela]

'You don't go up there to fish', Alma whined
and at the Knife and Fork we've never dined!
You never took me on holiday!
all you left me is the bills to pay!
I want a divorce! Yes - I'm speaking my mind!

[Lumière]

'You don't go up there to fish', Alma whined
and at the Knife and Fork we've never dined!
You never took me on holiday!
all you left me is the bills to pay!
I want a divorce! Yes - I'm speaking my mind!

Go Alma!   


The Del Mar boys were Ennis and K.E.

[Mikaela]

The Del Mar boys were Ennis and K.E,
their childhood hard as hard can be

[Lumière]

The Del Mar boys were Ennis and K.E,
their childhood hard as hard can be.
They learned it was evil to be gay,

[Mikaela]

The Del Mar boys were Ennis and K.E,
their childhood hard as hard can be.
They learned it was evil to be gay,
that unless they were straight, there'd be hell to pay

[Lumière]

The Del Mar boys were Ennis and K.E,
their childhood hard as hard can be.
They learned it was evil to be gay,
that unless they were straight, there'd be hell to pay.
Fine, upstanding men they tried to be!

 

[ThePirateBride]

Oh how sweet!   

Lureen's folks were an odd couple indeed

[Lumière]

Lureen's folks were an odd couple indeed
Jack f'n Twist's anger, did LD feed.