Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Katie77]

Laureens folk were an odd couple indeed
Jack f'n Twist's anger, did LD feed,
He switched the TV on and off,
Jack said leave it, or piss off,

[saucycobblers]

Laureens folk were an odd couple indeed
Jack f'n Twist's anger, did LD feed,
He switched the TV on and off,
Jack said leave it, or piss off,
Or my fist you'll be obliged to heed!

A quick note to players: my original vision for this thread was that everyone would only post ONE line each - thus giving everyone a fair crack at doing the punchlines as well as the feed lines. Keeps it more interesting and fun I think. Of course, if inspiration hits and you want to post a whole limerick then go right ahead!
Cheers, Nicky x 

Ennis said "Sorry, ain't no spuds, bud"

[ThePirateBride]

Ennis said "Sorry, ain't no spuds, bud
Because they all sunk in the mud

[David]

Ennis said "Sorry, ain't no spuds, bud
Because they all sunk in the mud
Well I can't eat no more beans said Jack

[JulietteMontague]

Ennis said "Sorry, ain't no spuds, bud
Because they all sunk in the mud
Well I can't eat no more beans said Jack
I want a more tasty snack

[Snowflakes]

Ennis said "Sorry, ain't no spuds, bud
Because they all sunk in the mud
Well I can't eat no more beans said Jack
I want a more tasty snack
So come on over here you stud!

[saucycobblers]

Ennis said "Sorry, ain't no spuds, bud
Because they all sunk in the mud
Well I can't eat no more beans said Jack
I want a more tasty snack
So come on over here you stud!

LOL!!   

Jack said "I sure love to Rodeo!"

[memento]

Jack said "I sure love to Rodeo!",
glancing at Ennis while working his mojo,

[Lumière]

Jack said "I sure love to Rodeo!",
glancing at Ennis while working his mojo,
"You get me heat up as hell,

[ThePirateBride]

Jack said "I sure love to Rodeo!",
glancing at Ennis while working his mojo,
"You get me heat up as hell,
And cast quite a spell