Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 1139890 times)

Offline Katie77

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1150 on: July 05, 2006, 10:08:22 pm »





Laureens folk were an odd couple indeed
Jack f'n Twist's anger, did LD feed,
He switched the TV on and off,
Jack said leave it, or piss off,
Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect.

It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfection

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1151 on: July 06, 2006, 07:33:04 am »
Laureens folk were an odd couple indeed
Jack f'n Twist's anger, did LD feed,
He switched the TV on and off,
Jack said leave it, or piss off,
Or my fist you'll be obliged to heed!

A quick note to players: my original vision for this thread was that everyone would only post ONE line each - thus giving everyone a fair crack at doing the punchlines as well as the feed lines. Keeps it more interesting and fun I think. Of course, if inspiration hits and you want to post a whole limerick then go right ahead!
Cheers, Nicky x  ;D ;D ;D


Ennis said "Sorry, ain't no spuds, bud"
Will you stop playing with that radio of yours, I'm trying to get to sleep!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1152 on: July 06, 2006, 10:56:06 am »
Ennis said "Sorry, ain't no spuds, bud
Because they all sunk in the mud
Now bring me that horizon.♥We have our heading.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1153 on: July 06, 2006, 10:57:40 am »
Ennis said "Sorry, ain't no spuds, bud
Because they all sunk in the mud
Well I can't eat no more beans said Jack

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1154 on: July 06, 2006, 11:02:47 am »
Ennis said "Sorry, ain't no spuds, bud
Because they all sunk in the mud
Well I can't eat no more beans said Jack
I want a more tasty snack
I just want to celebrate another day of living.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1155 on: July 06, 2006, 11:08:51 am »
Ennis said "Sorry, ain't no spuds, bud
Because they all sunk in the mud
Well I can't eat no more beans said Jack
I want a more tasty snack
So come on over here you stud!
Those who are tardy do not get fruit cup.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1156 on: July 06, 2006, 11:13:47 am »
Ennis said "Sorry, ain't no spuds, bud
Because they all sunk in the mud
Well I can't eat no more beans said Jack
I want a more tasty snack
So come on over here you stud!

LOL!!  :laugh: :laugh:  :laugh:

Jack said "I sure love to Rodeo!"
Will you stop playing with that radio of yours, I'm trying to get to sleep!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1157 on: July 06, 2006, 11:46:02 am »
Jack said "I sure love to Rodeo!",
glancing at Ennis while working his mojo,

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1158 on: July 06, 2006, 11:48:27 am »
Jack said "I sure love to Rodeo!",
glancing at Ennis while working his mojo,
"You get me heat up as hell,


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1159 on: July 06, 2006, 12:03:22 pm »
Jack said "I sure love to Rodeo!",
glancing at Ennis while working his mojo,
"You get me heat up as hell,
And cast quite a spell
Now bring me that horizon.♥We have our heading.