Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Lumière]

Silly Jimbo secretly lusted after Jack,
But he feared facing the flak
So with nose in the air,
As if he didn't care
He trotted off, dreaming of Jack on his back.


 


For Jack, Ennis was willing to fight,

[ThePirateBride]

For Jack, Ennis was willing to fight,
In the day or even at night

[JulietteMontague]

For Jack, Ennis was willing to fight,
In the day or even at night
He proved his devotion

[Lumière]

For Jack, Ennis was willing to fight,
In the day or even at night
He proved his devotion
When Alma's words sent his fist into motion

[Mikaela]

For Jack, Ennis was willing to fight,
In the day or even at night
He proved his devotion
When Alma's words sent his fist into motion
or did it just prove his "being outed" fright?   

[Katie77]

Aguire lays down all the orders

[Fran]

Aguirre lays down all the orders,
He doesn't tolerate cavorters,

(Lame, but it's a hard word to rhyme!)

[Lumière]

Aguirre lays down all the orders,
He doesn't tolerate cavorters,
Quite the arrogant lil man

[ThePirateBride]

Aguirre lays down all the orders,
He doesn't tolerate cavorters,
Quite the arrogant lil man
With nary a friendly fan

[Lumière]

Aguirre lays down all the orders,
He doesn't tolerate cavorters,
Quite the arrogant lil man
With nary a friendly fan
And a voyeur too, knowing no boundaries or borders.


Phew!  That was a hard one! 
Another 


Jack&Ennis could move up to Canada,