Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Lumière]

Another! 


Ya, I been to Mexico, a man needs to get laid!



 

[Mikaela]

Ya, I been to Mexico, a man needs to get laid!
Hurts awful bad to cheat on you, feels like I've died.

[Lumière]

Ya, I been to Mexico, a man needs to get laid!
Hurts awful bad to cheat on you, feels like I've died.
All them boys were just a moment's fun,

[Mikaela]

Ya, I been to Mexico, a man needs to get laid!
Hurts awful bad to cheat on you, feels like I've died.
All them boys were just a moment's fun,
over real quick, afore it begun,

[Lumière]

Ya, I been to Mexico, a man needs to get laid!
Hurts awful bad to cheat on you, feels like I've died.
All them boys were just a moment's fun,
over real quick, afore it begun,
What I feel for you is deep, it'll never fade!

[ThePirateBride]

Okay!  Jack Nasty again!   

Tonight, we'll share love in the tent

[Lumière]

Tonight, we'll share love in the tent
I need ya badly, you are heaven-sent!

[Katie77]

Tonight,we'll share love in the tent
I need ya badly, you are heaven sent

Come hold me close, and show me your love,

[Lumière]

Tonight,we'll share love in the tent
I need ya badly, you are heaven sent
Come hold me close, and show me your love,
Yer the best gift I ever got from up above,

[ThePirateBride]

Tonight,we'll share love in the tent
I need ya badly, you are heaven sent
Come hold me close, and show me your love,
Yer the best gift I ever got from up above,
When we fall asleep we'll be totally spent.