Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Mikaela]

Another one:


Thunder and lightning were closing in

[Lumière]

Thunder and lightning were closing in
Hailstones came down with a deafening din

[Mikaela]

Thunder and lightning were closing in
Hailstones came down with a deafening din.
"Can't go out there," Jack yelled

[Lumière]

Thunder and lightning were closing in
Hailstones came down with a deafening din.
"Can't go out there," Jack yelled
"Not until my hunger for you is quelled!"

[Fran]

Thunder and lightning were closing in
Hailstones came down with a deafening din.
"Can't go out there," Jack yelled
"Not until my hunger for you is quelled!"
And soon both he and Ennis wore a grin.


LaShawn pledged Tri Delt at SMU

[Mikaela]

LaShawn pledged Tri Delt at SMU,
gaydar malfunctioning, talked herself blue,

[Lumière]

LaShawn pledged Tri Delt at SMU,
gaydar malfunctioning, talked herself blue,
Poor Randall, trapped with a chatterbox wife

[Katie77]

LaShawn pledged Tri Delt at SMU,
Gaydar malfunction talked herself blue,
Poor Randall, trapped with a chatterbox wife,
He would happily cut out her tongue with a knife,

[Fran]

Lashawn pledged Tri Delt at SMU,
Gaydar malfunction talked herself blue,
Poor Randall, trapped with a chatterbox wife,
He would happily cut out her tongue with a knife,
Oh, to undo this major boo-boo!

[Katie77]

Do you ever hear from Jack Nasty she said,