Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Pipedream]

"Well, I'm goin a warsh everything I can reach
Then I'll look like a nice juicy peach
Freshen up, and feel like new
And then I can get my hands on you
Guess you've got some things to teach!

 

[Katie77]

He wrote to say the divorce is thru,

[memento]

He wrote to say the divorce is thru,
not realizing his words, Jack would misconstrue,

[David]

He wrote to say the divorce is thru,
not realizing his words, Jack would misconstrue,
Jack drove 14 hours, red-lined it all the way,

[Fran]

He wrote to say the divorce is thru,
not realizing his words, Jack would misconstrue,
Jack drove 14 hours, red-lined it all the way,
Only to hear, "I've got my girls, what can I say?"

[Lumière]

He wrote to say the divorce is thru,
not realizing his words, Jack would misconstrue,
Jack drove 14 hours, red-lined it all the way,
Only to hear, "I've got my girls, what can I say?"
Jack drove away tears, what else could he do?


 


Ennis melted in Jack's tight embrace,

[saucycobblers]

Ennis melted in Jack's tight embrace,
And gazed into that much-loved face,

[Pipedream]

Ennis melted in Jack's tight embrace,
And gazed into that much-loved face,
Placed a kiss on Jack's mouth,

[saucycobblers]

Ennis melted in Jack's tight embrace,
And gazed into that much-loved face,
Placed a kiss on Jack's mouth,
And wondered if he should head south,

[Lumière]

Ennis melted in Jack's tight embrace,
And gazed into that much-loved face,
Placed a kiss on Jack's mouth,
And wondered if he should head south,
With his tongue, Jack's soft lips he did trace.