Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Pipedream]

Up on Brokeback, where we pasture the woolies,
where the whiskey is cold and there aren't no bullies

[Lumière]

Up on Brokeback, where we pasture the woolies,
where the whiskey is cold and there aren't no bullies,
I fell head over heels for a fellow,

[Pipedream]

Up on Brokeback, where we pasture the woolies,
where the whiskey is cold and there aren't no bullies,
I fell head over heels for a fellow,
whose underwear was white and yellow

[saucycobblers]

Rats - too slow to get my 'goolies' line in! 

[Lumière]

Rats - too slow to get my 'goolies' line in! 

I know, and my rude "woodies" line too! 
I guess goolies is better...
go on SaucyC...add it!  I removed mine!

[saucycobblers]

Up on Brokeback, where we pasture the woolies,
where the whiskey is cold and there aren't no bullies,
I fell head over heels for a fellow,
whose underwear was white and yellow,
And contained a huge set of goolies!

Your turn Lucise... what was your woodies line?

Lovin' yours and Anke's pics on the 'Visualising BBM' thread by the way 

[Lumière]

Your turn Lucise... what was your woodies line?

Up on Brokeback, where we pasture the woolies,
where the whiskey is cold and there aren't no bullies,
I fell head over heels for a fellow,
whose underwear was white and yellow.
We was horny devils, and what a pair of woodies!


I like your goolies line better 

[Lumière]

Ennis really believed he was no queer,

[saucycobblers]

Ennis really believed he was no queer,
But when he'd had too much beer,

[David]

Ennis really believed he was no queer,
But when he'd had too much beer,
And the night had grown cold,