Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 1050236 times)

Offline Lumière

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #230 on: June 01, 2006, 01:01:07 am »
Whiskey's one o' the two things I need right now,
He took a look at Jack and raised an eyebrow,
"The sight of yer buns in those jeans,
makes me horny as hell by all means
For you my love, I'd moooo like a cow!"

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #231 on: June 01, 2006, 01:05:28 am »
Moooooo!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #232 on: June 01, 2006, 01:16:33 am »
Moooooo!

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

MOOOOOOOOO ;D
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Another ...

From a small town named Lightnin' Flat,
« Last Edit: June 01, 2006, 01:22:25 am by Lucise »


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #233 on: June 01, 2006, 06:34:27 am »
From a small town named Lightnin' Flat,
came a hot cowboy in a black hat,

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #234 on: June 01, 2006, 06:58:07 am »
From a small town named Lightnin' Flat,
came a hot cowboy in a black hat,
He packed up his truck,

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #235 on: June 01, 2006, 06:59:35 am »
O how I wish I owned Motel Siesta,
instead of my Ford Fiesta.
A little discrete camera I would place,
towards the bed of course it would face,
Home-made porn, what could be betta?
 :P

Jack reached out for Ennis's hand,
and placed it apon his Gland.
"Now I've gotten him this far,
where is that vasoline jar?
Since I've just let him know where I stand....!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I love reading these when I log on in the morning  :laugh:

From a small town named Lightnin' Flat,
came a hot cowboy in a black hat,
He packed up his truck,
But he didn't have a buck,
Will you stop playing with that radio of yours, I'm trying to get to sleep!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #236 on: June 01, 2006, 07:15:50 am »
From a small town named Lightnin' Flat,
came a hot cowboy in a black hat,
He packed up his truck,
But he didn't have a buck,
so one nickname of his'd be....... Jack Squat?  ::)
« Last Edit: June 01, 2006, 07:18:58 am by Mikaela »

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #237 on: June 01, 2006, 07:17:46 am »
From a small town named Lightnin' Flat,
came a hot cowboy in a black hat,
He packed up his truck,
But he didn't have a buck,
And up in Signal is where his destiny sat!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #238 on: June 01, 2006, 07:23:31 am »
From a small town named Lightnin' Flat,
came a hot cowboy in a black hat,
He packed up his truck,
But he didn't have a buck,
And up in Signal is where his destiny sat!

Awww. I like that - it's kinda sweet  :)

So, just to bring the tone of the thread back down to gutter level... ;)

They jumped off the cliff stark bollock-naked,
Will you stop playing with that radio of yours, I'm trying to get to sleep!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #239 on: June 01, 2006, 07:32:17 am »

So, just to bring the tone of the thread back down to gutter level... ;)

Right, Nicky!!  ;D

They jumped off the cliff stark bollock-naked,
their buns looking like freshly baked


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