Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Lumière]

Whiskey's one o' the two things I need right now,
He took a look at Jack and raised an eyebrow,
"The sight of yer buns in those jeans,
makes me horny as hell by all means
For you my love, I'd moooo like a cow!"

 

[Pipedream]

Moooooo!

 

[Lumière]

Moooooo!

 

MOOOOOOOOO
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Another ...

From a small town named Lightnin' Flat,

[Mikaela]

From a small town named Lightnin' Flat,
came a hot cowboy in a black hat,

[David]

From a small town named Lightnin' Flat,
came a hot cowboy in a black hat,
He packed up his truck,

[saucycobblers]

O how I wish I owned Motel Siesta,
instead of my Ford Fiesta.
A little discrete camera I would place,
towards the bed of course it would face,
Home-made porn, what could be betta?
 

Jack reached out for Ennis's hand,
and placed it apon his Gland.
"Now I've gotten him this far,
where is that vasoline jar?
Since I've just let him know where I stand....!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I love reading these when I log on in the morning  

From a small town named Lightnin' Flat,
came a hot cowboy in a black hat,
He packed up his truck,
But he didn't have a buck,

[Mikaela]

From a small town named Lightnin' Flat,
came a hot cowboy in a black hat,
He packed up his truck,
But he didn't have a buck,
so one nickname of his'd be....... Jack Squat? 

[David]

From a small town named Lightnin' Flat,
came a hot cowboy in a black hat,
He packed up his truck,
But he didn't have a buck,
And up in Signal is where his destiny sat!

[saucycobblers]

From a small town named Lightnin' Flat,
came a hot cowboy in a black hat,
He packed up his truck,
But he didn't have a buck,
And up in Signal is where his destiny sat!

Awww. I like that - it's kinda sweet 

So, just to bring the tone of the thread back down to gutter level...

They jumped off the cliff stark bollock-naked,

[Pipedream]

So, just to bring the tone of the thread back down to gutter level...

Right, Nicky!! 

They jumped off the cliff stark bollock-naked,
their buns looking like freshly baked