Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 1096798 times)

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #240 on: June 01, 2006, 08:28:57 am »
They jumped off the cliff stark bollock-naked,
their buns looking like freshly baked,
As they splashed in the water,
Will you stop playing with that radio of yours, I'm trying to get to sleep!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #241 on: June 01, 2006, 08:32:30 am »
They jumped off the cliff stark bollock-naked,
their buns looking like freshly baked,
As they splashed in the water,
Their tackle chilled shorter,
« Last Edit: June 01, 2006, 08:34:19 am by Ray »
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #242 on: June 01, 2006, 11:10:03 am »
They jumped off the cliff stark bollock-naked,
their buns looking like freshly baked,
As they splashed in the water,
Their tackle chilled shorter,
But as soon as they touched, it warmed and awaked

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #243 on: June 01, 2006, 11:20:59 am »
Lureen was Cowgirl with her sites on our Jack,

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #244 on: June 01, 2006, 11:27:18 am »
Lureen was Cowgirl with her sites on our Jack,
She went to him, fear of rejection did she lack,


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #245 on: June 01, 2006, 11:33:20 am »
Lureen was Cowgirl with her sites on our Jack,
She went to him, fear of rejection did she lack,
Jack asked the bartender about this young honey,

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #246 on: June 01, 2006, 11:36:18 am »
Lureen was Cowgirl with her sites on our Jack,
She went to him, fear of rejection did she lack,
Jack asked the bartender about this young honey,
And whether she went at it like a frisky bunny,
Will you stop playing with that radio of yours, I'm trying to get to sleep!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #247 on: June 01, 2006, 11:41:13 am »
Lureen was Cowgirl with her sites on our Jack,
She went to him, fear of rejection did she lack,
Jack asked the bartender about this young honey,
And whether she went at it like a frisky bunny,
'Cause he fancied the thought of her nude on her back.


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #248 on: June 01, 2006, 11:43:18 am »
Another:  ;)


My sights on you sets my mouth a-drooling,


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #249 on: June 01, 2006, 11:58:05 am »
My sights on you sets my mouth a-drooling,
You make me hot as hell and you know I ain't fooling,