Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[saucycobblers]

They jumped off the cliff stark bollock-naked,
their buns looking like freshly baked,
As they splashed in the water,

[Ray]

They jumped off the cliff stark bollock-naked,
their buns looking like freshly baked,
As they splashed in the water,
Their tackle chilled shorter,

[memento]

They jumped off the cliff stark bollock-naked,
their buns looking like freshly baked,
As they splashed in the water,
Their tackle chilled shorter,
But as soon as they touched, it warmed and awaked

[David]

Lureen was Cowgirl with her sites on our Jack,

[Lumière]

Lureen was Cowgirl with her sites on our Jack,
She went to him, fear of rejection did she lack,

[David]

Lureen was Cowgirl with her sites on our Jack,
She went to him, fear of rejection did she lack,
Jack asked the bartender about this young honey,

[saucycobblers]

Lureen was Cowgirl with her sites on our Jack,
She went to him, fear of rejection did she lack,
Jack asked the bartender about this young honey,
And whether she went at it like a frisky bunny,

[Lumière]

Lureen was Cowgirl with her sites on our Jack,
She went to him, fear of rejection did she lack,
Jack asked the bartender about this young honey,
And whether she went at it like a frisky bunny,
'Cause he fancied the thought of her nude on her back.


 

[Lumière]

Another: 


My sights on you sets my mouth a-drooling,

[memento]

My sights on you sets my mouth a-drooling,
You make me hot as hell and you know I ain't fooling,