Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 3234986 times)

Offline LauraGigs

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2580 on: February 15, 2007, 12:42:27 am »
I once knew a bleach-blonde named Lureen
who had been a hot rodeo queen.
One day a pretty boy picked up her hat
Whose sexy arse she longed to pat.
(If she'd only known where that arse had been!)

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2581 on: February 15, 2007, 12:43:56 am »
They were making out in her back seat

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2582 on: February 15, 2007, 02:40:45 am »
They were making out in her back seat
She reminded him of a bitch on heat
Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect.

It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfection

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2583 on: February 15, 2007, 08:00:59 pm »
They were making out in her back seat
She reminded him of a bitch on heat
Like Ennis, she had good taste
Such a fine ass should not go to waste

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2584 on: February 15, 2007, 08:05:54 pm »
They were making out in her back seat
She reminded him of a bitch on heat
Like Ennis, she had good taste
Such a fine ass should not go to waste
She was a quick one, so fast on her feet!


 :) Another ..


Alma Junior was born September of '64


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2585 on: February 18, 2007, 03:32:44 pm »
Alma Junior was born September of '64
a perfect little darling for Ennis to adore

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2586 on: February 20, 2007, 01:35:20 pm »

Alma Junior was born September of '64
a perfect little darling for Ennis to adore
She made him think of that time
Will you stop playing with that radio of yours, I'm trying to get to sleep!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2587 on: February 20, 2007, 04:37:02 pm »
Alma Junior was born September of '64
a perfect little darling for Ennis to adore
She made him think of that time
before the wedding bells' chime

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2588 on: February 20, 2007, 05:15:57 pm »
Alma Junior was born September of '64
a perfect little darling for Ennis to adore
She made him think of that time
before the wedding bells' chime
When Jack was all he needed, nothing more ..


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2589 on: February 21, 2007, 09:03:04 am »
Another?  :)

Ennis watched as Jack's horse whinnied and bucked
Will you stop playing with that radio of yours, I'm trying to get to sleep!