Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Lumière]

Ol' John Twist loved to keep a spittin' cup,
he belittled Jack since he was a young pup.
He never quite accepted his son's gayness,

[Mikaela]

Ol' John Twist loved to keep a spittin' cup,
he belittled Jack since he was a young pup.
He never quite accepted his son's gayness,
and Jack fled him to settle in Childress

[Lumière]

Ol' John Twist loved to keep a spittin' cup,
he belittled Jack since he was a young pup.
He never quite accepted his son's gayness,
and Jack fled him to settle in Childress.
The Ol' geezer went too far!  Bit over the top!

 

[Mikaela]

So.... may I start another one?



The reason Jack didn't like beans

[Pipedream]

The reason Jack didn't like beans
was that he was wearing tight jeans

[southendmd]

The reason Jack didn't like beans
was that he was wearing tight jeans
the gas he would pass,

[Fran]

The reason Jack didn' like beans
Was that he was wearing tight jeans
The gas he would pass,
From out of his ass,

[Pipedream]

The reason Jack didn' like beans
Was that he was wearing tight jeans.
The gas he would pass,
From out of his ass,
Would burst the damn thing by all means!

[David]

    Ha ha ha!

[Lumière]

The reason Jack didn' like beans
Was that he was wearing tight jeans.
The gas he would pass,
From out of his ass,
Would burst the damn thing by all means!

tehehehehehe...  This is too much fun! 

This is my 1300th post..Damn...

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Another..

Ennis del Mar, you randy dandy hunk,