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Offline Lumière

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2600 on: February 21, 2007, 05:03:12 pm »
"Water-walking Jesus!  Take me aw-aaaaaaaa-aay...
And with this fine cowboy, I'd sure love to plaaaaaaaa-aay...
Like fine whiskey, he leaves me begging for mo-ooooo-ore.."
And I don't give a damn even if I'll be so-oooo-ore..
Water-walking Jesus!  Hear me as I pra-aaaaaaa-aay.."


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2601 on: February 21, 2007, 06:34:36 pm »
Oh I LOOOOOOVE that one! Bravo guys!!  ;D ;D ;D

Jack tried not to look as he peeled all them spuds
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2602 on: February 21, 2007, 07:04:21 pm »
Jack tried not to look as he peeled all them spuds
At Ennis buck naked, without any duds
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2603 on: February 21, 2007, 07:35:25 pm »
Jack tried not to look as he peeled all them spuds
At Ennis buck naked, without any duds.
Jack swallowed, his throat suddenly dry
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2604 on: February 22, 2007, 08:49:59 am »
Jack tried not to look as he peeled all them spuds
At Ennis buck naked, without any duds.
Jack swallowed, his throat suddenly dry
As he let out a longing sigh
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2605 on: February 22, 2007, 10:13:43 am »
Jack tried not to look as he peeled all them spuds
At Ennis buck naked, without any duds.
Jack swallowed, his throat suddenly dry
As he let out a longing sigh,
Wishing and hoping they'd soon be more than buds.


The stud duck refused to let Jack's ashes go
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2606 on: February 22, 2007, 12:56:01 pm »
The stud duck refused to let Jack's ashes go
Ignoring his son's wishes like that was just low!
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2607 on: February 22, 2007, 07:52:13 pm »
The stud duck refused to let Jack's ashes go
Ignoring his son's wishes like that was just low!
It made Mrs. Twist want to poison his cake...

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2608 on: February 22, 2007, 08:00:14 pm »
The stud duck refused to let Jack's ashes go
Ignoring his son's wishes like that was just low!
It made Mrs. Twist want to poison his cake...
Damn right!  He was their only son, for God's sake!


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(Anke, that poison line cracked me up ..  ;D )
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #2609 on: February 23, 2007, 02:55:22 am »
The stud duck refused to let Jack's ashes go
Ignoring his son's wishes like that was just low!
It made Mrs. Twist want to poison his cake...
Damn right!  He was their only son, for God's sake!
And Ennis was their son's loving beau!
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