Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[David]

Joe Aguirrie had 1000 woolies,
that he tried to haul up using pulleys,
but it was so much easier using Ennis and Jack,

[memento]

Joe Aguirrie had 1000 woolies,
that he tried to haul up using pulleys,
but it was so much easier using Ennis and Jack,
because of prowess and strength there wasn't a lack,

[Mikaela]

Joe Aguirrie had 1000 woolies,
that he tried to haul up using pulleys,
but it was so much easier using Ennis and Jack,
because of prowess and strength there wasn't a lack,
though they sometimes got sidetracked by .....follies. 

[ThePirateBride]

Y'all are so good at this!  More, more more!

L.D. is the father-in-law from hell

[Snowflakes]

L.D. is the father-in-law from hell
And Jack sorely wished he could tell

[saucycobblers]

L.D. is the father-in-law from hell
And Jack sorely wished he could tell
Him to go shove it up his arse

[Fran]

L.D. is the father-in-law from hell
And Jack sorely wished he could tell
Him to go shove it up his arse
And that the marriage was a farce

[Mikaela]

L.D. is the father-in-law from hell
And Jack sorely wished he could tell
Him to go shove it up his arse
And that the marriage was a farce,
and that only Del Mar'd ring his bell.

[Lumière]

L.D. is the father-in-law from hell
And Jack sorely wished he could tell
Him to go shove it up his arse
And that the marriage was a farce,
and that only Del Mar'd ring his bell.

 ..Good job!!

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Before Jack met Ennis summer of sixty-three

[David]

Before Jack met Ennis summer of sixty-three,
he dreamed of every Cowboy that he would see,