Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 1143084 times)

Offline David

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #300 on: June 02, 2006, 09:08:24 am »
Joe Aguirrie had 1000 woolies,
that he tried to haul up using pulleys,
but it was so much easier using Ennis and Jack,

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #301 on: June 02, 2006, 09:34:10 am »
Joe Aguirrie had 1000 woolies,
that he tried to haul up using pulleys,
but it was so much easier using Ennis and Jack,
because of prowess and strength there wasn't a lack,

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #302 on: June 02, 2006, 09:38:58 am »
Joe Aguirrie had 1000 woolies,
that he tried to haul up using pulleys,
but it was so much easier using Ennis and Jack,
because of prowess and strength there wasn't a lack,
though they sometimes got sidetracked by .....follies.  ;)

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #303 on: June 02, 2006, 10:34:58 am »
Y'all are so good at this!  More, more more!

L.D. is the father-in-law from hell
Now bring me that horizon.♥We have our heading.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #304 on: June 02, 2006, 10:53:17 am »
L.D. is the father-in-law from hell
And Jack sorely wished he could tell
Those who are tardy do not get fruit cup.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #305 on: June 02, 2006, 11:12:21 am »
L.D. is the father-in-law from hell
And Jack sorely wished he could tell
Him to go shove it up his arse
Will you stop playing with that radio of yours, I'm trying to get to sleep!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #306 on: June 02, 2006, 11:23:09 am »
L.D. is the father-in-law from hell
And Jack sorely wished he could tell
Him to go shove it up his arse
And that the marriage was a farce

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #307 on: June 02, 2006, 11:52:22 am »
L.D. is the father-in-law from hell
And Jack sorely wished he could tell
Him to go shove it up his arse
And that the marriage was a farce,
and that only Del Mar'd ring his bell.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #308 on: June 02, 2006, 11:54:29 am »
L.D. is the father-in-law from hell
And Jack sorely wished he could tell
Him to go shove it up his arse
And that the marriage was a farce,
and that only Del Mar'd ring his bell.

 ;D..Good job!!

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Before Jack met Ennis summer of sixty-three


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #309 on: June 02, 2006, 12:35:43 pm »
Before Jack met Ennis summer of sixty-three,
he dreamed of every Cowboy that he would see,