Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Pipedream]

As his cheek brushed the nipple of Jack,
Ennis thought by himself, what the heck
The smell of his skin
Is a little bit thin

[Lumière]

As his cheek brushed the nipple of Jack,
Ennis thought by himself, what the heck
The smell of his skin
Is a little bit thin
And before he knew, he was on his back.

[Lumière]

There once was a lil boy named Bobby,

[Pipedream]

There once was a lil boy named Bobby,
Who wondered 'bout his Daddy's hobby
 
 

[Lumière]

There once was a lil boy named Bobby,
Who wondered 'bout his Daddy's hobby.
When Bobby was twenty, he fell for a lad named Hugh,

[Ray]

By God Milli you so need some dance lessons!


There once was a lil boy named Bobby,
Who wondered 'bout his Daddy's hobby.
When Bobby was twenty, he fell for a lad named Hugh,
Whose Grandmother once lived in a small house just outside the township, but she used to come into town once a week to do her shopping, it's true,

[Pipedream]

By God Milli you so need some dance lessons!

Yeah, she tends to redline it into dead ends, doesn't  she?

   

There once was a lil boy named Bobby,
Who wondered 'bout his Daddy's hobby.
When Bobby was twenty, he fell for a lad named Hugh,
Whose Grandmother once lived in a small house just outside the township, but she used to come into town once a week to do her shopping, it's true,
And they kissed in a posh hotel lobby.

 

[Fran]

Ennis married, getting a wife

[Becky]

Ennis married, getting a wife
It ended in trouble and strife....

Wow I can finally use cockney rhyming slang!

[Fran]

Ennis married, getting a wife
It ended in trouble and strife....
He didn't understand