Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[memento]

Alma Junior was not impressed,
She didn't even like the way Cassie was dressed.
Her manner was dry,
And she would never pry,

[Lumière]

Alma Junior was not impressed,
She didn't even like the way Cassie was dressed.
Her manner was dry,
And she would never pry,
But she noticed her father still seemed depressed.

[Lumière]

Ennis was used to rolling his own,

[Ray]

Ennis was used to rolling his own,
He preferred it to using a cone,

[Lumière]

Ennis was used to rolling his own,
He preferred it to using a cone.
Everytime he fantasized it was Jack he fondled,

[Ray]

Ennis was used to rolling his own,
He preferred it to using a cone.
Everytime he fantasized it was Jack he fondled,
No matter how much his mind was all muddled,

[Lumière]

Ennis was used to rolling his own,
He preferred it to using a cone.
Everytime he fantasized it was Jack he fondled,
No matter how much his mind was all muddled,
He cried, "I am in need of him, how I feel alone".

[Fran]

Ain't no little thing happenin' here

[Ray]

Ain't no little thing happenin' here
Even though I say "I ain't queer",

[David]

Ain't no little thing happenin' here
Even though I say "I ain't queer",
he lamented letting Jack out of his sights,