Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 1139313 times)

Offline Snowflakes

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #600 on: June 12, 2006, 02:11:13 pm »
'Stupid mule' an angry Ennis grunted
Because he felt much affronted.
He was dying for a swig of whiskey,
And feeling right frisky
Those who are tardy do not get fruit cup.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #601 on: June 12, 2006, 03:47:32 pm »

"Stupid mule" an angry Ennis grunted
Because he felt much affronted.
He was dying for a swig of whiskey,
And feeling right frisky,
By a worried Jack, he was confronted.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #602 on: June 12, 2006, 04:27:24 pm »
Another:  ;)


Summer of sixty-three was mighty precious,


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #603 on: June 12, 2006, 04:36:02 pm »
Summer of sixty-three was mighty precious,
Considering the altitudinous
Those who are tardy do not get fruit cup.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #604 on: June 12, 2006, 05:55:33 pm »
Summer of sixty-three was mighty precious,
Considering the altitudinous
The air made Jack feel faint
Will you stop playing with that radio of yours, I'm trying to get to sleep!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #605 on: June 12, 2006, 05:58:26 pm »
Summer of sixty-three was mighty precious,
Considering the altitudinous
The air made Jack feel faint,
And horny as hell, he was no saint!


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #606 on: June 12, 2006, 06:02:01 pm »
Summer of sixty-three was mighty precious,
Considering the altitudinous
The air made Jack feel faint,
And horny as hell, he was no saint!
But the tent action sure was luscious!

'No more beans!' cried gorgeous Jack,
Will you stop playing with that radio of yours, I'm trying to get to sleep!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #607 on: June 12, 2006, 06:04:58 pm »
'No more beans!' cried gorgeous Jack,
I wish he'd cut poor Ennis some slack.


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #608 on: June 12, 2006, 06:06:50 pm »
Dang it! Too late again. Just to let you know what I was about to post, girls:

'No more beans!' cried gorgeous Jack,
'Drop your jeans!' cried Ennis back.

Lol.  ;D


S'alright, s'alright!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #609 on: June 12, 2006, 06:10:33 pm »
I like this better..LOL! ;D



'No more beans!' cried gorgeous Jack,
'Drop your jeans!' cried Ennis back.
"I'll show you mine if you show me yours,"