Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Snowflakes]

'Stupid mule' an angry Ennis grunted
Because he felt much affronted.
He was dying for a swig of whiskey,
And feeling right frisky

[Fran]

"Stupid mule" an angry Ennis grunted
Because he felt much affronted.
He was dying for a swig of whiskey,
And feeling right frisky,
By a worried Jack, he was confronted.

[Lumière]

Another: 


Summer of sixty-three was mighty precious,

[Snowflakes]

Summer of sixty-three was mighty precious,
Considering the altitudinous

[saucycobblers]

Summer of sixty-three was mighty precious,
Considering the altitudinous
The air made Jack feel faint

[Lumière]

Summer of sixty-three was mighty precious,
Considering the altitudinous
The air made Jack feel faint,
And horny as hell, he was no saint!

[saucycobblers]

Summer of sixty-three was mighty precious,
Considering the altitudinous
The air made Jack feel faint,
And horny as hell, he was no saint!
But the tent action sure was luscious!

'No more beans!' cried gorgeous Jack,

[Lumière]

'No more beans!' cried gorgeous Jack,
I wish he'd cut poor Ennis some slack.

[Pipedream]

Dang it! Too late again. Just to let you know what I was about to post, girls:

'No more beans!' cried gorgeous Jack,
'Drop your jeans!' cried Ennis back.

Lol. 

[Lumière]

I like this better..LOL!



'No more beans!' cried gorgeous Jack,
'Drop your jeans!' cried Ennis back.
"I'll show you mine if you show me yours,"