Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 1215440 times)

Offline Lumière

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #610 on: June 12, 2006, 06:15:49 pm »
'No more beans!' cried gorgeous Jack,
'Drop your jeans!' cried Ennis back.
"I'll show you mine if you show me yours,"
"Fine", said Ennis, "Go on! Drop your drawers!"



 :laugh:..Sorry ...couldn't resist.. :P


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #611 on: June 12, 2006, 06:24:42 pm »
I like this better..LOL! ;D


You are so good to me, Milli!!  ;D

'No more beans!' cried gorgeous Jack,
'Drop your jeans!' cried Ennis back.
"I'll show you mine if you show me yours,"
"Fine", said Ennis, "Go on! Drop your drawers!"
And soon their frocks were on a stack.


S'alright, s'alright!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #612 on: June 12, 2006, 06:28:44 pm »
'No more beans!' cried gorgeous Jack,
'Drop your jeans!' cried Ennis back.
"I'll show you mine if you show me yours,"
"Fine", said Ennis, "Go on! Drop your drawers!"
And soon their frocks were on a stack.

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Jack's jeans, they sure came off easy,
Will you stop playing with that radio of yours, I'm trying to get to sleep!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #613 on: June 12, 2006, 06:38:22 pm »
 :laugh:

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Jack's jeans, they sure came off easy,
He was horny and dying to get busy!


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #614 on: June 12, 2006, 06:42:18 pm »
Jack's jeans, they sure came off easy,
He was horny and dying to get busy!
With Ennis behind,
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Will you stop playing with that radio of yours, I'm trying to get to sleep!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #615 on: June 12, 2006, 06:44:03 pm »
Jack's jeans, they sure came off easy,
He was horny and dying to get busy!
With Ennis behind,
He was hammered half blind...


S'alright, s'alright!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #616 on: June 12, 2006, 06:49:06 pm »
Jack's jeans, they sure came off easy,
He was horny and dying to get busy!
With Ennis behind,
He was hammered half blind...
And got himself in a right tizzy!


Does 'tizzy' mean the same in the US as it does in the UK?? :-\
Will you stop playing with that radio of yours, I'm trying to get to sleep!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #617 on: June 12, 2006, 06:57:03 pm »
Jack's jeans, they sure came off easy,
He was horny and dying to get busy!
With Ennis behind,
He was hammered half blind...
And got himself in a right tizzy!


Girls girls!!...tsk tsk tsk... :laugh:

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I once knew a Peeping Tom called Joe





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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #618 on: June 12, 2006, 07:00:21 pm »
I once knew a Peeping Tom called Joe
And a-spying he did frequently go
Will you stop playing with that radio of yours, I'm trying to get to sleep!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #619 on: June 12, 2006, 07:02:12 pm »
I once knew a Peeping Tom called Joe
And a-spying he did frequently go.
His favourite sight


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