Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 1166513 times)

Offline Snowflakes

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #630 on: June 13, 2006, 11:50:59 am »
That terrible day of Thanksgiving,
where everyone involved had a misgiving,
Jack threatened the Stud duck,
And didn't give a flying f***
Those who are tardy do not get fruit cup.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #631 on: June 13, 2006, 11:59:09 am »
That terrible day of Thanksgiving,
where everyone involved had a misgiving,
Jack threatened the Stud duck,
And didn't give a flying f***
Because no one was forgiving.
Now bring me that horizon.♥We have our heading.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #632 on: June 13, 2006, 01:56:47 pm »

When Ennis in all his beauty


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #633 on: June 13, 2006, 02:30:17 pm »
When Ennis in all his beauty
Had to have Jack's booty
Those who are tardy do not get fruit cup.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #634 on: June 13, 2006, 03:30:16 pm »
When Ennis in all his beauty
Had to have Jack's booty,
He'd let go like a wild horse.


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #635 on: June 13, 2006, 05:22:01 pm »
When Ennis in all his beauty
Had to have Jack's booty,
He'd let go like a wild horse.
Alma wasn't cutting it, he needed a divorce.


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #636 on: June 13, 2006, 05:34:24 pm »
When Ennis in all his beauty
Had to have Jack's booty,
He'd let go like a wild horse.
Alma wasn't cutting it, he needed a divorce.
But, apart from that, he did his duty!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #637 on: June 13, 2006, 05:37:46 pm »
Let's write a limerick song:   :P


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #638 on: June 13, 2006, 07:21:38 pm »
Water-walking Jesus!  Take me awa-ay-ay!
I'm a tootin' cowboy an' I sure ain't gay-ay-ay!
Will you stop playing with that radio of yours, I'm trying to get to sleep!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #639 on: June 13, 2006, 09:23:06 pm »
Water-walking Jesus!  Take me awa-ay-ay!
I'm a tootin' cowboy an' I sure ain't gay-ay-ay!
And if I am a sinner,