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Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 3373235 times)

Offline SuperDistortion

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6630 on: March 05, 2011, 01:48:19 am »
Ennis asked if the girls needed a push,
a gentle little shove on the tush
They both said, "No",
he decided to go
For one Jack is worth two in the bush.
« Last Edit: March 05, 2011, 11:39:58 am by SuperDistortion »
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6631 on: March 05, 2011, 07:08:45 pm »
Cassie grabbed him on the way to the men's,
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6632 on: March 06, 2011, 05:26:46 pm »
Cassie grabbed him on the way to the men's,
It was her hope that they'd be more than friends...
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6633 on: March 06, 2011, 07:50:24 pm »
Cassie grabbed him on the way to the men's,
It was her hope that they'd be more than friends...
She wanted to dance,
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6634 on: March 08, 2011, 09:20:35 am »
Cassie grabbed him on the way to the men's,
It was her hope that they'd be more than friends...
She wanted to dance,
wanted him in her pants
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6635 on: March 08, 2011, 09:25:35 am »
Cassie grabbed him on the way to the men's,
It was her hope that they'd be more than friends...
She wanted to dance,
wanted him in her pants
But the thought of that gave him the bends.
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6636 on: March 08, 2011, 09:27:09 am »
Cassie put her tired feet in his lap,
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6637 on: March 09, 2011, 05:13:25 pm »
Cassie put her tired feet in his lap,
Though he smiled he did not give a crap.
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6638 on: March 10, 2011, 02:28:40 am »
Cassie put her tired feet in his lap,
Though he smiled he did not give a crap.
Ennis started to rub,
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6639 on: March 10, 2011, 06:18:42 pm »
Cassie put her tired feet in his lap,
Though he smiled he did not give a crap.
Ennis started to rub,
Right there in the pub,
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