Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 1163744 times)

Offline ThePirateBride

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #690 on: June 15, 2006, 04:14:51 pm »
The Motel Siesta had a vacancy
'Motel toilet cleaner' hadn't been taken, see?
They jumped onto the creaking bed,
And screwed like they were just wed
Now bring me that horizon.♥We have our heading.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #691 on: June 15, 2006, 05:03:24 pm »
The Motel Siesta had a vacancy
'Motel toilet cleaner' hadn't been taken, see?
They jumped onto the creaking bed,
And screwed like they were just wed.
They only came up for air when 'twas time to pee!



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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #692 on: June 15, 2006, 05:04:48 pm »
ANother:  ;)


"You better shut yer slop-bucket mouth"  >:(


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #693 on: June 15, 2006, 06:05:07 pm »
"You better shut yer slop-bucket mouth"
"And while you're there you could head down south"  :o
Will you stop playing with that radio of yours, I'm trying to get to sleep!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #694 on: June 15, 2006, 06:51:01 pm »
"You better shut yer slop-bucket mouth"
"And while you're there you could head down south" .
"Wanna keep yer teeth? Go on, beg!"   >:(


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #695 on: June 15, 2006, 06:59:37 pm »
"You better shut yer slop-bucket mouth"
"And while you're there you could head down south" .
"Wanna keep yer teeth? Go on, beg!"
"Well??  Do it! Or I'll break yer leg!"   >:(




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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #696 on: June 15, 2006, 11:42:27 pm »
Looks like I'm gonna finish this one by myself..LOL ;D


"You better shut yer slop-bucket mouth"
"And while you're there you could head down south" .
"Wanna keep yer teeth? Go on, beg!"
"Well??  Do it! Or I'll break yer leg!"
"Fine!  I warned ya" ... "ow..ow..OUCH!!!"  :-\



Sorry..couldn't think of anything that rhymes with mouth/south ...  :laugh:


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #697 on: June 16, 2006, 11:37:12 am »

New one:

He woke up with a top-grade headache


S'alright, s'alright!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #698 on: June 16, 2006, 11:48:06 am »
He woke up with a top-grade headache,
Ennis mumbled, "What've I done, for God's sake?"


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #699 on: June 16, 2006, 11:51:22 am »
He woke up with a top-grade headache.
Ennis mumbled, "What've I done, for God's sake?
Have my dreams just come true?


S'alright, s'alright!