Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 1050542 times)

Offline saucycobblers

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #70 on: May 30, 2006, 11:59:22 am »
Our boys were out herding the sheep,
Sometimes they were too horny to sleep,
Jack said with affection,
"Is that an erection?"
Will you stop playing with that radio of yours, I'm trying to get to sleep!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #71 on: May 30, 2006, 12:00:56 pm »
Our boys were out herding the sheep,
Sometimes they were too horny to sleep,
Jack said with affection,
"Is that an erection?"
"Yes, and it's starting to weep!"
~A good general knows when to retreat~

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #72 on: May 30, 2006, 12:02:13 pm »
Our boys were out herding the sheep,
Sometimes they were too horny to sleep,
Jack said with affection,
"Is that an erection?"
"Yes, and it's starting to weep!"

 :laugh: That's awesome!


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #73 on: May 30, 2006, 12:03:07 pm »
Ennis sometimes wondered if people could tell,


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #74 on: May 30, 2006, 12:07:35 pm »
Ennis sometimes wondered if people could tell,
If in love with a man he once fell,
~A good general knows when to retreat~

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #75 on: May 30, 2006, 12:07:54 pm »
Our boys were out herding the sheep,
Sometimes they were too horny to sleep,
Jack said with affection,
"Is that an erection?"
"Yes, and it's starting to weep!"

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Ennis sometimes wondered if people could tell,
That he used a lot of hair gel,
Will you stop playing with that radio of yours, I'm trying to get to sleep!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #76 on: May 30, 2006, 12:11:32 pm »
Sorry Ray, ladies first! :)

Ennis sometimes wondered if people could tell,
If in love with a man he once fell,
At the Knife & Fork diner,
Will you stop playing with that radio of yours, I'm trying to get to sleep!

Offline ThePirateBride

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #77 on: May 30, 2006, 12:14:06 pm »
What fun! 

Ennis sometimes wondered if people could tell,
If in love with a man he once fell,
At the Knife & Fork diner,
Where was his red-liner?
Now bring me that horizon.♥We have our heading.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #78 on: May 30, 2006, 12:16:08 pm »
Ennis sometimes wondered if people could tell,
If in love with a man he once fell,
At the Knife & Fork diner,
Where was his red-liner?
The tears had started to Quell!

And i ain't NO lady!   :P
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #79 on: May 30, 2006, 12:16:55 pm »
Ennis sometimes wondered if people could tell,
If in love with a man he once fell,
At the Knife & Fork diner,
Where was his red-liner?
For Jack drove lke a bat out of Hell