Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[saucycobblers]

Our boys were out herding the sheep,
Sometimes they were too horny to sleep,
Jack said with affection,
"Is that an erection?"

[Ray]

Our boys were out herding the sheep,
Sometimes they were too horny to sleep,
Jack said with affection,
"Is that an erection?"
"Yes, and it's starting to weep!"

[Lumière]

Our boys were out herding the sheep,
Sometimes they were too horny to sleep,
Jack said with affection,
"Is that an erection?"
"Yes, and it's starting to weep!"

  That's awesome!

[Lumière]

Ennis sometimes wondered if people could tell,

[Ray]

Ennis sometimes wondered if people could tell,
If in love with a man he once fell,

[saucycobblers]

Our boys were out herding the sheep,
Sometimes they were too horny to sleep,
Jack said with affection,
"Is that an erection?"
"Yes, and it's starting to weep!"

 

Ennis sometimes wondered if people could tell,
That he used a lot of hair gel,

[saucycobblers]

Sorry Ray, ladies first!

Ennis sometimes wondered if people could tell,
If in love with a man he once fell,
At the Knife & Fork diner,

[ThePirateBride]

What fun! 

Ennis sometimes wondered if people could tell,
If in love with a man he once fell,
At the Knife & Fork diner,
Where was his red-liner?

[Ray]

Ennis sometimes wondered if people could tell,
If in love with a man he once fell,
At the Knife & Fork diner,
Where was his red-liner?
The tears had started to Quell!

And i ain't NO lady!   

[David]

Ennis sometimes wondered if people could tell,
If in love with a man he once fell,
At the Knife & Fork diner,
Where was his red-liner?
For Jack drove lke a bat out of Hell