Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 1274561 times)

Offline Pipedream

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #740 on: June 16, 2006, 06:09:41 pm »
The minister was aching to kiss the bride,
Heck, could be his last chance for such a ride.
He thought: man, she is hot!


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #741 on: June 16, 2006, 06:20:32 pm »
The minister was aching to kiss the bride,
Heck, could be his last chance for such a ride.
He thought: man, she is hot!
But the groom thought: She's not!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #742 on: June 16, 2006, 06:23:02 pm »
The minister was aching to kiss the bride,
Heck, could be his last chance for such a ride.
He thought: man, she is hot!
But the groom thought: She's not!
Bad news really on either side!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #743 on: June 16, 2006, 06:25:35 pm »
Agreed!  ;)


Pa Del Mar's driving was lousy,


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #744 on: June 16, 2006, 06:46:13 pm »
Pa Del Mar's driving was lousy,
That whiskey had made him drowsy.


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #745 on: June 16, 2006, 06:48:19 pm »
Pa Del Mar's driving was lousy,
That whiskey had made him drowsy.
Oooops! Was that the one curve?

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #746 on: June 16, 2006, 06:50:28 pm »
Pa Del Mar's driving was lousy,
That whiskey had made him drowsy.
Oooops! Was that the one curve?
but he was mean and this he did deserve

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #747 on: June 16, 2006, 06:51:50 pm »
Pa Del Mar's driving was lousy,
That whiskey had made him drowsy.
Oooops! Was that the one curve?
but he was mean and this he did deserve.
But poor Mrs del Mar, so frail, tiny and mousy!


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #748 on: June 16, 2006, 06:56:34 pm »
Another one.......


Far away from the grieving plain

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #749 on: June 16, 2006, 06:59:34 pm »
Far away from the grieving plain
A man named Ennis hid his pain
What is essential, is invisible to the eye....