Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Lumière]

"Jack ain't the rest'rant type.."
For beans he would just gripe,
But he shot him some deer,
And climbed upon his tired mare,

[David]

"Jack ain't the rest'rant type.."
For beans he would just gripe,
But he shot him some deer,
And climbed upon his tired mare,
and wondered bout the Fish & Game Hype"

[Ray]

Milli & Dave have no rythm,
Their timing is sheer cataclysm
But funny as hell,
Their point they do sell,
I certainly ain't gonna dis 'em!

[Lumière]

Milli & Dave have no rythm,

haha  Oh ya we do!!

[David]

haha  Oh ya we do!!

"You Bet"    

[Lumière]

Milli & Dave have no rythm,
Their timing is sheer cataclysm
But funny as hell,
Their point they do sell,
I certainly ain't gonna dis 'em!

Haha... Good work Ray!! 

[Lumière]

Another round: 

"I know a place where bluebirds sing" .. 

[Ray]

"I know a place where bluebirds sing"
"The whiskey, it runs as a flowing spring",

[David]

"I know a place where bluebirds sing"
"The whiskey, it runs as a flowing spring",
"where the coyotes have balls the size of apples,"

[Lumière]

"I know a place where bluebirds sing"
"The whiskey, it runs as a flowing spring",
"where the coyotes have balls the size of apples,"
And a drunken, sleepy sheep herder wobbles,