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Offline Lumière

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #250 on: June 01, 2006, 12:04:36 pm »
My sights on you sets my mouth a-drooling,
You make me hot as hell and you know I ain't fooling,
Your lips are softer than a baby's bottom,
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #251 on: June 01, 2006, 12:32:33 pm »
My sights on you sets my mouth a-drooling,
You make me hot as hell and you know I ain't fooling,
Your lips are softer than a baby's bottom,
all things to turn me on, man, you got'em
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #252 on: June 01, 2006, 12:34:50 pm »
My sights on you sets my mouth a-drooling,
You make me hot as hell and you know I ain't fooling,
Your lips are softer than a baby's bottom,
all things to turn me on, man, you got'em,
So this heat for you ain't never cooling.
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #253 on: June 01, 2006, 12:40:45 pm »
Here's another:


Lashawn, she was quite the talker,
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #254 on: June 01, 2006, 12:44:47 pm »
Lashawn, she was quite the talker,
and it took only one Johnny Walker
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #255 on: June 01, 2006, 12:50:31 pm »
Lashawn, she was quite the talker,
and it took only one Johnny Walker
To unleash the fury of her tongue,
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #256 on: June 01, 2006, 12:53:52 pm »
Lashawn, she was quite the talker,
and it took only one Johnny Walker
To unleash the fury of her tongue,
you'd think you were stepping in Dung,
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #257 on: June 01, 2006, 12:55:47 pm »
Lashawn, she was quite the talker,
and it took only one Johnny Walker
To unleash the fury of her tongue,
you'd think you were stepping in Dung,
I know she's hot, but wouldn't want to be her stalker!


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #258 on: June 01, 2006, 12:57:49 pm »
Time for another?  :D


Ol' John Twist loved to keep a spittin' cup,
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #259 on: June 01, 2006, 01:03:21 pm »
Ol' John Twist loved to keep a spittin' cup,
he belittled Jack since he was a young pup.
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