Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 3184381 times)

Offline Lumière

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #900 on: June 24, 2006, 12:43:52 am »
I'd love to be Ennis' warsh rag
Be almost as good as a long shag
All over his face, arms, legs and d**k     
A lil' water, a bit of clear slick...
I'd savor his taut muscles, def'nitely no sag...



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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #901 on: June 24, 2006, 03:15:03 am »

Time for a new one:  :)

Young Ennis was highly attractive

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #902 on: June 24, 2006, 04:28:38 am »
Young Ennis was highly attractive
and Jack Twist was Ennis-reactive

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #903 on: June 24, 2006, 06:50:09 am »
Young Ennis was highly attractive
and Jack Twist was Ennis-reactive
They were handsome young bucks,

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #904 on: June 24, 2006, 07:20:27 am »

Young Ennis was highly attractive
and Jack Twist was Ennis-reactive
They were handsome young bucks,
Yearning hard for some f*cks

(Sorry, but what else rhymes here??) ;D

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #905 on: June 24, 2006, 07:50:47 am »
Young Ennis was highly attractive
and Jack Twist was Ennis-reactive
They were handsome young bucks,
Yearning hard for some f*cks ,
their days on the mountain were Active!

Offline Mikaela

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #906 on: June 24, 2006, 03:39:47 pm »
Active with a capital A, sure enough!    ;) 
We shouldn't let the limericking marathon end - we're moving towards a 1,000 posts!

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It's Saturday, we could smarten up

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #907 on: June 24, 2006, 04:31:59 pm »
It's Saturday, we could smarten up,
Let's go to the church social after we sup,

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #908 on: June 24, 2006, 04:51:31 pm »
It's Saturday, we could smarten up,
Let's go to the church social after we sup.
We'll be polite, and nod and smile

Offline ThePirateBride

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #909 on: June 24, 2006, 05:05:28 pm »
It's Saturday, we could smarten up,
Let's go to the church social after we sup.
We'll be polite, and nod and smile
Even to those who happen to be vile
Now bring me that horizon.♥We have our heading.