Author Topic: THE PERFORMANCE THREAD aside ((action)) %%thought%% (Read 1696739 times)

cmr107 · « **Reply #1470 on:** July 22, 2006, 12:14:09 pm »

THE DISAPPEARING LOG:

%% Hahaha, Jack is distracted talking to that mean old guy. Now is my chance to escape! I can only disappear when I'm off-camera and no one is looking at me. I better do it now! %%

((Disappears into thin air.))

Daniel · « **Reply #1471 on:** July 22, 2006, 12:15:55 pm »

YOUNG JACK:

((nods, saddened by the news, but as Aguirre says: nothin' he could do about it.))

Sure 'nuff.

((Jack turns back towards the log he was about to chop as Aguirre rides away.))

%%Wait a minute! Wasn't there a log here?%%

((shakes his head and grabs another log from the ground instead))

Ellemeno · « **Reply #1472 on:** July 22, 2006, 12:19:38 pm »

THE ASSISTANT

== It's looking like we might could use an UNCLE HAROLD. Anyone want to step up to the task? ==

Front-Ranger · « **Reply #1473 on:** July 22, 2006, 12:26:46 pm »

AGUIRRE:

Whoa, Cesar, not so fast!! %%Gotta get jes one last look.%%

((Turns Cesar, fixes Jack with one last bold stare.))

%%I should'a never let Harold outta my sites. I'm a gonna redline it to the hospital, and nurse 'im back to health. Gonna work out, lose 80 pounds or so, and trade in my Rambler for a pickup truck. Life's too short to waste away in some damn trailer!!%%

((Spurs Cesar to a trot)) Let's git, 'less we sit around tying knots all day!!

cmr107 · « **Reply #1474 on:** July 22, 2006, 12:27:49 pm »

THE DISAPPEARING LOG:

%% Hmm. I probably should've told the other logs about the disappearing trick. I just left them there to be chopped up. Nah, they never would have made it. I saw them all staring at Jack. I had to avert my eyes to get myself to disappear. I'm sure they would rather be with him than be all in one piece. %%

((Begins investigating new surroundings.))

%% Hunh? Where am I? Wish I could control where I disappear to. %%

((Sees rack labeled "Terry Cloth" and squints splinters to read the sign above the door.))

%% The Sacred Relic Room?! NOOOOO!!!!! %%

Pipedream · « **Reply #1475 on:** July 22, 2006, 02:33:48 pm »

((A little later in Olivia's new luxury owl-partment...))

DeeDee · « **Reply #1476 on:** July 22, 2006, 08:17:44 pm »

YOUNG ENNIS:

(( Ennis, riding with the sheep, looks up at the sky and notices dark clouds moving in. He herds the sheep further up to pasture, and looks down toward the camp to search for Jack.))

%% I jes' can't keep away from 'em. I better git down there soon. Don't wanna be caught up here in no storm. He might need ma help securin' the campsite. Who ya kiddin' Del Mar? Ya jes' lookin' for a reason to spend the night in the tent.%%

(( He makes up his mind and starts down the mountain))

Daniel · « **Reply #1477 on:** July 22, 2006, 08:35:38 pm »

YOUNG JACK:

((Thunder rips across the sky as Jack finishes making dinner. He looks up and sees black clouds from horizon to horizon, and shakes his head. He quickly gets up and secures as much as he can under a tarp, even as Ennis rides up to help him.))

((They say nothing as they prepare their camp for the storm to come. Jack, determined, looks over and can see Ennis's eyes filled with worry.))

Ennis?! You doin' alright?

Sashca1007 · « **Reply #1478 on:** July 22, 2006, 09:55:46 pm »

** This image was captured earlier from the Sacred Relic Room surveillance tape. Apparently YOUNG JACK was so baffled by the DISAPPEARING LOG, he conducted an extensive search for it, leading to his discovery of a multitude of logs that had 'disappeared' over the years on Brokeback. YOUNG JACK appears to be nursing his hurt feelings of 'wood abandonment'. **

** I have to say it. If I DID have any 'wood', you can bet it would disappear at the sight of Joe Aguirre comin' at me. **

%% Or was this all my imagination.... could have been...

%%

Lumière · « **Reply #1479 on:** July 22, 2006, 10:35:39 pm »

((Lucise Indapaddock walks confidently onto the set, dressed to kill.
The cast and crew members stare at him, stunned, wondering what the big occasion is; even MIKA the DUMBASS MULE does a double take when she sees Lucise in his ~~fake~~ Armani suit...))

%%
I hope I don't smell like sheep pee! There was a funny yellow stain on the back of my shirt here..I sure hope Peeing Sheep has not been messing about in my trailer again...

..
Anyway...focus Lucise..FOCUS!
%%

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Everybody! Can I have your attention please?
Jee, I am sure as hell sorry if I am interrupting any intense coupling scenes, but this is important business ...
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