Author Topic: THE PERFORMANCE THREAD aside ((action)) %%thought%% (Read 1949633 times)

Pipedream · « **Reply #660 on:** June 25, 2006, 05:46:50 am »

Quote from: Pipedream on June 25, 2006, 05:06:10 am

** How lovely! The wind has sung us a song again! **

%% Lovely, hunh? Like hell it is! I think my old, wise mother was right when she said all magicians were fuckups!! Gawd, that instrument needs tuning! And that Spanky-Lady can't play worth a damn! I like the message of that song, though:
Sleep everybody! Sleep!!!%%

YaadPyar · « **Reply #661 on:** June 25, 2006, 07:46:06 am »

%% FSD, having just returned from Baghdad, reviews recent developments on the set, thinking "Well-played crazy people. Well-played all of you." It's a little slice of heaven here complete with a chi waterfall! Uh-oh. The chi is spilling all over the place. Someone get a guy from janitorial services here fast - we got a chi spill on aisle 6! %%

Becky · « **Reply #662 on:** June 25, 2006, 10:51:25 am »

God this thread is confusing! When was I supposed to pee? Shouldn't I be on my side with a bullet in my side right now? Or even better being eaten by a young Jack and Ennis? I neeeed direction! What is going on?

littleguitar · « **Reply #663 on:** June 25, 2006, 11:09:03 am »

Quote from: Becky on June 25, 2006, 10:51:25 am

God this thread is confusing! When was I supposed to pee? Shouldn't I be on my side with a bullet in my side right now? Or even better being eaten by a young Jack and Ennis? I neeeed direction! What is going on?

=Up Next! The hunting scene, Jack (Daniel) and Ennis (Courtney) shoot and kill THE ELK (Becky), GO!=

Lumière · « **Reply #664 on:** June 25, 2006, 12:47:12 pm »

** Hello folks, Boss! I have been abit scarse for the past day or so because I had to attend a sheep shearing competition back home. It is a HUGE deal where I come from, so I couldn't miss it! I left my trusted friend Iqualuit in charge while I was gone. I can't wait to tell you about this competition ... Here are some pictures .. **

** Here are the lil darlins to be shorn: **

** Here we are in action: **

** Don't you just love the punk wool-do he's got going here?

**

** And guess who walked away with the Trophy ...MOI!!

**

** I was even in the local paper ...**

((

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** I will return presently to the herd. Boss, you got yourself a winning Sheep Trainer here!!

**

%% Glad to be back to the utter mad chaos of this production

%%

alec716 · « **Reply #665 on:** June 25, 2006, 01:56:03 pm »

Quote from: Ellemeno on June 24, 2006, 08:34:21 pm

THE ASSISTANT:
((pats THE WARSH RAG gently on his denier* and resumes makin' a liviin'.))

*Denier = A unit of fineness for cloth fibers, based on a standard mass per length of 1 gram per 9,000 meters of yarn.

TERRY CLOTH:

**Clarissa, I think my birthday gift to you will be *letting*

you win this bull, um, RIDIN' competition! Especially since your dictionary remarked on how fine I am...

**

alec716 · « **Reply #666 on:** June 25, 2006, 02:25:57 pm »

Quote from: Ray on June 24, 2006, 10:41:42 pm

** I know! Totally ruined the .... surprise! Pass the cu...Terry towel will ya please? **

TERRY CLOTH (in another lather, and feeling particularly devilish since this is reply # 666 on this thread):

** Is there NO END to the indignity I must suffer in the name of my art? Ashphyxiating stinks, Hoss' big apple-deuces, violent shepherd's hooks, mouth-warshing, Buddha-draping, name-calling, bodily fluids, and now public exposure of my private humiliation?! Mr. Raymille, I was supposed to get fluffed, not you. **

((TERRY CLOTH calms down upon being gently laundered by PROP MISTRESS ANKE SPANKY in jasmine and lavender soap provided by FSD. PROP MISTRESS then gently drapes a drying TERRY CLOTH over Golden Rack awarded by his loving minions.))

%% Wow, I got a little loopy there. I could still have a sweet life anyway... now I'll be worth more on eBay after Mr. Raymille's unscripted scene with Daniel, especially if it is included on the Deluxe Edition DVD. %%

Lumière · « **Reply #667 on:** June 25, 2006, 04:12:59 pm »

Quote from: alec716 on June 25, 2006, 02:25:57 pm

%% Wow, I got a little loopy there. I could still have a sweet life anyway... now I'll be worth more on eBay after Mr. Raymille's unscripted scene with Daniel, escpecially if it is included on the Deluxe Edition DVD. %%

(( Terry Cloth drapped all over his Golden Rack, dreams about the BAM Deluxe Edition DVD...

))

welliwont · « **Reply #668 on:** June 25, 2006, 04:35:39 pm »

**Hello people, this is your new Continuity Director checkin in.

Ya don't think yur goin' too fast do ya? D'y think we should put on the brakes for a while? Last night things got away from us, scenes were missed, actors who were not in the wings missed their cues, partly because the cues went by too fast.

That is when I stepped up and was installed as Continuity Director. I'm glad to put my nonexistent life on hold while I take the reins of this dumass mule. (Not to say I want to usurp Mr. Raymille's fine role here, I am only his lowly 3rd Assistant). My lawn can shrivel up and turn brown, the weeds can continue to overtake all the flowers beds, my neighbours can talk behind my back as much as they wish, I have my priorities in order!

So with that I am going to be checking in from time to time, making sure as best I can that no one's role gets bowled over by others' enthusiasm. In other words, we do not want to skip any parts of this fine production. We don't want that again! If we must we will have to backtrack by doing flashback scenes and dream sequences, but I would like to keep those to a minimum., hmmm?**

==So please carry on, but be careful that you do not speak out of turn.==

**Thank you from your new CD.**

JakeTwist

welliwont · « **Reply #669 on:** June 25, 2006, 04:39:14 pm »

**PS:: Good work to all the fine ac-tors who have been posting helpful hints at the bottom of their posts today to keep things on the right track. That's a very fine idea!! I like it!!! Please keep it up!!

Thank You

CDJT**

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