Please allow me to introduce myself... I have been auditioned and given the go ahead to take up the crucial, and as yet unfilled, role of...
...JACK'S BODY BUTTER (JBB)
My slathering credentials speak for themselves, having moistened the heels, knees and elbows of Elizabeth Hurley and the arse of Elton John, no less. I am looking forward greatly to working with the great Mr Raymille and all the other BrokeArsed cast & crew members on this quality production.
Although I am contracted to Mr Twist, be ass-ured that attending to Mr DelMar's scaley areas as required poses no conflict of professional interests on my part - in fact, it would be my pleasure.
Monsieur Raymille, I'm ready for my
