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Young Ennis:

  Sometimes I need a size 12 in ma mouth.



TERRY CLOTH:

%%  Uh-oh, looks like I'm gonna be needed again sooner rather than later...  %%

** Oh, he meant a SHOE.  Right, got'ca.  **   ;)
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Please allow me to introduce myself... I have been auditioned and given the go ahead to take up the crucial, and as yet unfilled, role of...

...JACK'S BODY BUTTER (JBB)

My slathering credentials speak for themselves, having moistened the heels, knees and elbows of Elizabeth Hurley and the arse of Elton John, no less. I am looking forward greatly to working with the great Mr Raymille and all the other BrokeArsed cast & crew members on this quality production.

Although I am contracted to Mr Twist, be ass-ured that attending to Mr DelMar's scaley areas as required poses no conflict of professional interests on my part - in fact, it would be my pleasure.

Monsieur Raymille, I'm ready for my
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TERRY CLOTH:

**  Good to know you, JBB.  Especially now that you are here, it looks like I shouldn't get too comfortable in the Sacred Relics room... I'm gonna be a Scared Relic before all of this is over.  **

(( TERRY CLOTH resumes resting up for The Long Night Ahead.  ))
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JBB:

** As we'll be working closely together Terry, might i trouble you to tell me what the Sacred Relics room is... and should i be scared? **

(( Snaps lid grumpily ))

%% Nothing was said about this during contract negotiations. Most unprofessional... %%

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** Hey JBB. I don't think we'll need you in the Sacred Relic room, you can stay in the pocket of JACK'S PANTS, I'm sure it wouldn't mind havin' some company.**
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** Thankyou. JACK'S PANTS and I are yet to be acquainted but I am looking forward to our developing a close working relationship **
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TERRY CLOTH:

**  JBB, if I were you, I'd go with the flow ... who wouldn't rather be in JACK'S PANTS than in here?!  **



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** As long as you're willing to contend with JACK here, who is after all still in his PANTS, we'll all get along just fine. **
Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
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** Any rough edges I could smooth for you while i'm here Mr Twist? Or should I say JACK? I look forward to our first scene together. You''ll forgive my over-anxiousness - I wouldn't want us to get off on the wrong foot... or cheek.**
« Last Edit: July 01, 2006, 09:44:55 pm by saucycobblers »
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YOUNG JACK:

%% F*ckups.... hmm.. ohh, not in that way. %%

((suddenly goes defensive))

The hell they are, Ennis! ((takes a swig from WHISKEY BOTTLE)) You know as well as I what kinda sportsmanship it takes: firm thigh muscles, buttocks, quick control, the ability to release at just the right moment.

%% You want me to demonstrate? %%


Young Ennis:


(( Now Ennis wipes the sweat from his brow and hides his beat red face))

%% Boy, I would give anything for you to demonstrate that fer me.%%


Now don't go gettin' all huffy on me, cowboy, I'm jes' sayin' what ma daddy says.  I know ya need them tight thighs and, uh I mean tight thigh muscles to ride and when to release and all, but I was jes' wonderin', you know maybe I kin git to watch ya sometime.


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