**LAST-MINUTE CASTING CALL, THIS IS AN OPEN CASTING CALL, TELL ALL YOUR FELLOW BETTERMOSTIANS!!
I am forced once again to step into Ray’s cowboy boots this afternoon to avert a possible show-stopping disaster. One of the most crucial prop parts remains unfilled. The part for Jack’s Harmonica remains uncast. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?? This IS a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation &%$%^! My brain can barely compute this, my hands are all a-tremble as I type this. Have we entered a new thermal galaxy? It does sort of feel like the earth is spinning in reverse…
If we cannot find a suitable note-player for Jack’s sweet lips to cleave onto, we may have to go on hiatus, unless Mr. absent Director, too-busy-with-his-collection-of-casting-couches has a better idea.
Would any potential aspiring, soft, sweet, musical note-players aka Harmonicas (doesn’t have to be a Hohner) please report to our erstwhile Director Mr. Raymille, or his Sycophantic Assistant Clarissa (Ellemeno) at soon as possible. Thank you.**
(phew!!)