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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #950 on: October 16, 2006, 11:58:22 am »
Ennis thinking: That fella they got ta play me sure has a dumb ass smile.
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #951 on: October 16, 2006, 12:20:02 pm »
Jake thinking: Come on Heath let's show 'm the kiss, it's what I, I mean what they all came here for, come on I'm already here, let's go...
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #952 on: October 16, 2006, 12:27:12 pm »
Ennis: Jack it's kinda hard ta take you serious whe ya got a buger hangin' out your nose
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #953 on: October 16, 2006, 01:13:11 pm »
Jake: Um...Heath...havin' a big party at my place after, by the jacuzzi, lotsa' food...will you come?

Heath: Um...I don't have my trunks...who's gonna be there?

Jake: Um...well ....Um there'll be me .....and you. I'll make sure there's no women there so you don't need any swim trunks.
« Last Edit: October 18, 2006, 03:07:49 pm by jpwagoneer1964 »
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #954 on: October 16, 2006, 02:08:11 pm »
Ennis thinking: Hey--I still gotta pee, ya know!"

Or Ennis thinking, Girl what is that contraption you have on and how in the world can you walk with those clod hoppers on.
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #955 on: October 16, 2006, 06:00:05 pm »
Ennis thinking: That fella they got ta play me sure has a dumb ass smile.

I hate that picture, but funny text!!   ;D
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #956 on: October 18, 2006, 12:22:43 pm »
Jack: Ya know Ennis if ya save that shirt yer wearin' fer 40 years or so you can sell it on somethin' called Ebay fer a lot of cash.

Ennis: Huh?
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #957 on: October 18, 2006, 01:25:15 pm »
Jack was always tellin' me how ta wash the dishes. Wudda made me mad if Ah didn't love him so much.
« Last Edit: October 18, 2006, 02:23:28 pm by jpwagoneer1964 »
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #958 on: October 19, 2006, 12:15:31 am »
Jack: Surveillance cameras? I don't see any surveillance cameras...
« Last Edit: October 19, 2006, 12:22:41 am by twistedude »
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #959 on: October 19, 2006, 12:21:21 am »
Ennis, thinking: What's mine is mine, whether i say so or not.
"We're each of us alone, to be sure. What can you do but hold your hand out in the dark?" --"Nine Lives," by Ursula K. Le Guin, from The Wind's Twelve Quarters