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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #980 on: October 23, 2006, 06:56:03 pm »
Ennis: Lighten up on me, Jack. WE CAN HUG ON NOVEMBER, CARESS AND NICE OAK.



(thanks for the use of your tagline, Little Darlin. This was the actual subtitle on a pirated Asian film!)
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #981 on: October 25, 2006, 11:44:44 am »
Most folks didn't know but that woman there was Monroes first wife. Talk was she ran off with the butcher back in the 1970's. 'Corrdin' ta Alma he never really got over that.
Thank you Heath and Jake for showing us Ennis and Jack,  teaching us how much they loved one another.

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #982 on: October 25, 2006, 06:29:03 pm »
As Handsome and beautiful as Heath and Jack are I see dozens of men on San Diego beaches that are as easy on the eyes.

Oh, I have seen some beautiful people.  I think Jude Law is extremely sexy and very easy on the eyes.  There is a show Friday night lights that comes on prime time here.  There is a guy (kid probably) that has long hair that is beautiful.  Ok, now I am a pervert.  Lusting after much younger men.  Boys did not look anything like they do now when I was in high school. 
I wish I knew how to quit you.

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #983 on: October 26, 2006, 09:18:45 pm »



Heath: Okay, who farted?

Jake: Heath, i said guns goin' off


 :P
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #984 on: October 27, 2006, 01:38:49 am »
Jack: Think I'll go to L.A. and play for the Dodgers.
Ennis: I dion't think baseball has much use for guys like you.
Jack: NO? Well, high time, then.
Ennis: I'd give it another 100 years..
Jack: 100? O.K. I can wait...

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« Reply #985 on: October 27, 2006, 01:45:18 am »
Jack, thinking: when I wanna drape, I DRAPE...and who cares if you look at me....much.
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« Reply #986 on: October 27, 2006, 01:47:15 am »
Oh well, easy come; easy go...
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #987 on: October 27, 2006, 01:52:34 am »
Alma, thinking: SEQUEL to "I wish I had a prostate"
But what if I had one, and nobody came to visit?....
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« Reply #988 on: October 27, 2006, 01:54:33 am »
Jack, thinking: There's got to be a catch somewhere...
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« Reply #989 on: October 27, 2006, 01:57:39 am »
Jack, thinking: Butter wouldn't melt in my mouth. Course, there are other things besides butter...
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