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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #750 on: February 08, 2011, 04:37:35 pm »
Q.  How many sand recipes does it take to eat the Sahara?

A. Sand recipes don't eat anything, they're not alive.

Q.  How many super-rural kids does it take to change a light bulb?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #751 on: February 08, 2011, 05:22:24 pm »
Q.  How many super-rural kids does it take to change a light bulb?


A. None. In super-rural areas they don't trust the kids to change the light bulbs, the grown ups will do it themselves.


Q. Why would Ennis tell Alma they were fishing buddies, instead of sheep herding buddies?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #752 on: February 09, 2011, 09:15:29 am »
Q. Why would Ennis tell Alma they were fishing buddies, instead of sheep herding buddies?

A.  Cuz it's hard keeping sheep in your apartment to use as an excuse to go away for the weekend.  

Q.  Why didn't that drip-drying elk attract bears?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #753 on: February 09, 2011, 09:21:27 am »
Q.  Why didn't that drip-drying elk attract bears?

A.  Bears have been to the fair so many times, they've lost the taste for elk-on-a-stick.

Q.  Why did no one tell Ennis that five tablespoons of salt is too much for two elk steaks?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #754 on: February 09, 2011, 12:09:48 pm »
Q.  Why did no one tell Ennis that five tablespoons of salt is too much for two elk steaks?


A. Coz noone was around to tell him. Jack was up with the sheep, and the film crew was busy filming.
     And the elk didn't have much to say.


Q. Did Fish and Game ever find out about the shot elk?

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #755 on: February 09, 2011, 01:00:26 pm »
Q. Did Fish and Game ever find out about the shot elk?

A.  They knew all along - it was the F.a.G. that made the doctor appointment in the first place to confirm the elk's lethargy  and malaise - turns out, he was, in fact, all shot.

Q.  Did either J or E have a shot with the elk?

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« Reply #756 on: February 10, 2011, 04:34:00 pm »
Q.  Did either J or E have a shot with the elk?

A.  Elk don't dance or date, and they stay away from scrawny anyway.


Q.  We know about the Grand Tetons, but where are the Moderate Tetons?

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« Reply #757 on: February 10, 2011, 04:37:11 pm »
Q.  We know about the Grand Tetons, but where are the Moderate Tetons?


A. they are right in the middle, between the Grand Tetons and the Tiny Tetons.


Q. Exactly how tiny are the Tiny Tetons?

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« Reply #758 on: February 10, 2011, 04:42:31 pm »
Q. Exactly how tiny are the Tiny Tetons?

A. They had to be fenced in - people kept stealing them for the backyard!

Q.  Including Grand, Medium , and Tiny, how many Tetons are there?

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« Reply #759 on: February 10, 2011, 04:54:14 pm »
Q.  Including Grand, Medium , and Tiny, how many Tetons are there?


A. XX Grand, X Grand, Grand, Grand Medium, Medium Medium, Tiny Medium, Tiny, X Tiny and XX Tiny Tetons.
    There are helluva lots of Tetons!!!   :o


Q. Which of the Tetons did they go to?

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