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Offline Sason

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #360 on: April 28, 2010, 02:15:42 pm »
Q,  Why did LaShawn fail to notice that her husband had the hots for young Mr. Twist.


A. She thought Jack would provide him with much needed chewing gum and bailing wire.


Q. Why couldn't Ennis eat no cake?
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #361 on: April 28, 2010, 02:39:57 pm »
Q. Why couldn't Ennis eat no cake?

A. Cause there ain't no cake as good as Jack's cakes, and he weren't around to share 'em no more!

Q. Why did no one eat Jack's Brokeback pan cakes?
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #362 on: April 28, 2010, 02:55:11 pm »
Q. Why did no one eat Jack's Brokeback pan cakes?

A.  'Cuz they were made with powdered milk and spuds.



Q.  Why didn't they shoot a sheep?
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #363 on: April 28, 2010, 03:11:14 pm »
Q.  Why didn't they shoot a sheep?

A. Because they were too busy being baaaaaaarmy in love.


Q. What was Aguirre secretly thinking when he was watching the boys fooling around?
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #364 on: April 28, 2010, 03:32:53 pm »

Q. What was Aguirre secretly thinking when he was watching the boys fooling around?
A. "Sex don´t look right"



Q. Why didn´t Lureen´s father like Jack?
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #365 on: April 28, 2010, 03:35:08 pm »
Quote from: Buffymon on April 28, 2010, 03:32:53 pm
Q. What was Aguirre secretly thinking when he was watching the boys fooling around?
A. "Sex don´t look right"



Q. Why didn´t Lureen´s father like Jack?


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  Monika!!!!!

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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #366 on: April 28, 2010, 03:38:21 pm »
Q. Why didn´t Lureen´s father like Jack?


A. Coz it was his fault Lureen wasn't home with the car by midnight.


Q. Why didn't Alma like the lonesome ranch?
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #367 on: April 28, 2010, 03:53:06 pm »
Q. Why didn't Alma like the lonesome ranch?

A. Of course she did, its fun to sit on the porch and wait for your husband to come home.

Q. Why didn´t Ennis like the lonesome ranch?
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #368 on: April 28, 2010, 05:24:17 pm »
Q. Why didn´t Ennis like the lonesome ranch?

A.  'Cuz the lonesome dump is loaded with mosquitoes!  (I've been there LOL)



Q.  Why didn't Ennis need an instruction manual?
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Re: BBM Wrong Answer Game!
« Reply #369 on: April 28, 2010, 05:27:18 pm »
Quote from: southendmd on April 28, 2010, 05:24:17 pm

A.  'Cuz the lonesome dump is loaded with mosquitoes!  (I've been there LOL)


Ahem..... as far as I remember you stayed in the car, Paul..... because of said mosquitoes!   ;D
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